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My “out” on this particular strip is that I know absolutly nothing about either the American high school experience or women.
Comic strips. Making light of sexual harassment since 1912.
…
Maybe earlier.
I’m not good with history.
Needless to say, I now crave a Gutbuster combo.
I need to make this happen.
What? a new LoSRH on a Monday? What sorcery is this?
Well, with the (hopefully temporary) departure of sirWalrus aka. Drunken Novice, we are trying out a new update schedule. Mondays and Thursdays instead of Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Hopefully, this won’t be an inconvenience for anyone.
This will be the last LoSRH strip made by me for the foreseeable future. Changes in my life just leaves me very little spare time as of right now.
But don’t worry, Korvmantron and Dork will keep going strong and keep giving you LoSRH two times a week!
And this is as close to a videogame webcomic as it will ever be.
Although… those Penny Arcade guys sure make a lot of money…
Sorry for the down time. We had some issues, but it should be fine now.
The funny thing is, he has yet to take a firm stand on the issue of gun control.
Even a blind chicken finds a grain once in a while. Even a blind dumb one.
I think my brain operates on cartoon rules, because all I can think of are zany get rich quick schemes, and for a moment a mail order superhero costume catalouge seemed like a good idea…
So… the holiday season is over… I guess that means I have to stop eating the leftover christmas food.
I… I got nothing. You sit down to write this and all off your cave related jokes just fall out of your head. I’m reaching for a joke here, kind of like… uh.. stalactites reach… for… the cave floor?
Ok, that was possibly the worst way to go.
Any similarity to other fictional characters and events are completely accidental, I promise.
My New years resolutions are to… eh… start smoking and exercise less. That is how this is usually done, yes?
We thought we’d apologize that we don’t have a comic in comic form.
Uploaded early, for your Christmas morning reading convenience. Or Hanukkah. Or Kwanzaa.
TV pundits have really made me afraid to wish anyone a merry anything now.
So.. ok, this one most of you will probably not get. It’s based on a cultural thing here in scandinavia where we celabrate Saint Lucy. More info can be found here
Anyway, since that day is today,I thought this might at least be appropriate, if not funny.
Fun fact: Bolfman’s origin strip was the first one I drew for LoSRH. Not the first one of mine to be uploaded, or even in the continuity, but the first one nevertheless.
What? That’s not a fun fact? FINE!
Why a banana?
Because that was what was on my desk as I drew this.
The power of buzzing annoyance didn’t turn out so well for Mosquito Man XIV in the end.
The religions were carefully chosen to offend as few people as possible.
On a slightly more serious note, I have always wondered how it works with comic characters like Wonder Woman when in that univere the greek pantheon of gods was real, but so was the Christian god as evidenced by the Spectre and others. There might be an explaination for this somewhere, and if it does, post a link to it so that I can promptly ignore it.
We can’t all become what we dream of. I wanted to become a fireman but my dislike to risk my own skin to save other people proved to great of an obstacle to overcome.
And this is just what she does on her own time. Imagine how dedicated she is at work.
Contrary to what you may believe, this is not actually a comment on the people currently running for president of the United states. Unless you want it to be, then it totally is, you guys.
There should perhaps be some concern when a teenage boy is spending most of his free time with significantly older strangers. They might be mad scientists.
It’s a dog walk dog world out there.
I dunno, someone might think that makes sense.
This is the kind of stuff I think about, and when I tell my imaginary friends about it, they all tell me to “get a life”.
I avoid paying rent by hiding at the end of every month, I guess we all got our techniques.
Nobody ever thinks I’m secretly a superhero when I fall asleep at work.
Some people have been wondering about this so we decided to set the record straight with a definitive answer.
I think it’s part of an elaborate plan to steal all the cookies in the world.
An alternate title for this was “raising the steaks”, but I was afraid the gods of comedy would destroy me in some spectacular, yet ironic fashion if I went through with it.
Sorry for the late update, but our host decided to not work earlier.
Anyway, out of context that last panel looks pretty bad, read the start of the arc here.
There’s a real probing problem in this galaxy. It’s not just prejudice.
If I were asked to leave every place that I’d beaten up a kid I’d have no place to go.
You should consider yourselves lucky you got this strip.
If not for a late night breakthroug it would have been an extremely forced joke about Wolverine as a gardener.
This says somethin about our fellow heroes, though I’m not quite sure what…
That’s more effort than I have ever put in to a costume.
…
I never get invited to masquerades anymore.
There you go. Enough fanservice for an entire year.
…Or week…
…Whatever.
The most creativly named establishment ever. Bank – subsidiary of Company.
To their credit, I didn’t thing they’d even sit down and think a plan up.
Why do they never bring up that magic breaks the laws of physics in comic books? It breaks my suspension of disbelief.
I was originally going to name this strip “unexpected rendevouz”, but then I looked it up on urban dictionary, and it no longer felt appropriate.
The longer the candlesticks, the fancier the restaurant.
Imagine a world where the most polite answer to “hello” is a punch in the face.
That is basicly what this neighborhood is like.
I need to move.
If I got a nickel every time I got abducted I’d have… a nickel…
I don’t wanna talk about it!
You’re only as strong as the surface you’re standing on.
Which means that the surface I’m standing on needs to be at least paper strong if I ever decide to lift anything.
I would like to come up with a good joke for this description, but the only things on my mind is the 1960′s Batman theme and a recepie for chicken cordon bleu.
This is probably offensive to blind people.
I don’t think we will ever release a LoSRH book in brail.
Speaking of deductions, at the time of writing this I have to deal with my taxes. I suspect people have turned evil for far less.
As far as I know, this is how politics work.
If it isn’t, I don’t want to know.
My only flaw is that I’m too perfect.
Which of course makes me just the right amount of perfect.
I once invented a supervillain with fifteen kinds of vision.
All that vision, yet so little insight.
Time for another entry in the “Things that suck about being Lazer pony”-series.
Though, to be fair, I’m sure Daredevil has similar problems.
Another strip done on time, in advance. What the hell is happening to us?
Don’t worry though, we’ll make a doctors appointment ASAP.
My Everest is to start drawing strips in advance!
The artist of this strip sometimes say profoundly stupid things on Twitter
It’s funny how LP could stand her annoying personality if he knew she was hot, then again, I know people in relationships like that.
Destroying a neighbourhood or two in the process of learning to control a power is to be expected.
Today’s strip is made by two artists because Dork couldn’t make it and scheduling was tight.
Unasnwerd crushes stops at the restrainingorder. I… uh I mean a friend of mine learned that the hard way.
It’s amazing how the dumb names stick with ya, my name is “Hey You” which is also my sisters name, it gets confusing around Christmas.
We pause the current arc for a mandatory valentines strip, also one year ago today the super-redundant site went live. Take this opportunity to show your love for LoSRH, by sharing it with your friends and loved ones.
Thanks for reading our comic. We love you guys, in a 100% (as far as you know) appropriate manner.
No she’s not a robot, she’s out of practice, it’s an expression.
…
What… you expect me to be funny here?
I have some friends that could use a Gloria like this.
Hence forward, for scheduling reasons, the comic will be updated on Tuesdays and Thursdays instead of the usual Mondays and Thursdays.
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If someone tells you they’re watching shows like that for other reasons, they’re lying.
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I always talk with a sarcastic tone of voice, that way people won’t catch on to how dumb I am.
I know what you guys are thinking, and no, don’t go there.
This is not Japan.
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This must be the reasoning behind every soul patch.
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Well, talk about an overreaction. Such a teeny tiny little thing with many… many legs and… eyes.. and…
you know what?
F**k spiders.
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What? a swamp is where me and the wife first met.
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In Gyros defence, it’s at perfect punch height.
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The question is… Why did he have to drop his pants for that?
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I was called to court once, as a circumstantial witness.
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I have the same problem in the morning. It usually takes three cups of coffee just to be able to put on pants.
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Being able to smell Christmas?
Best.Superpower.Ever.
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Good thing they weren’t listing criminal organizations, because then LoSRH would probably be below “The Maffia”
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You think we forgot about Lazer Pony and Keith stuck in the battle to save the multiverse?
Yes, yes we did.
Today we bring you a filler strip due to artists moving, creating general chaos in our schedules. We hope this substitute will entertain you sufficiently until we return to the main arc.
It could be worse, there could be dancing later.
I think they’ll be better off. I heard it was a Crap Rabbits concert.
There’s probably a secret superhero hideout under your house too. You just have to dig deep enough.
Sometimes you receive the whole package when you get a super power.
three superheroes walk in to a bar…
All in a good days work.
It’s not like toxic waste is toxic in this world anyway.
Bet you didn’t know our existence is actually a pretty dull sitcom viewed on a cosmic beings crappy TV.
Also, We’re in color now. Yay!
I’d gladly put my life on the line with Spank running the show. He seems like a capable superhero.
Not a common blind people problem, but a huge idiot problem!
Ok kids, what did we learn from this chapter?
…Yeah, me neither.
On popular demand, here is some more nude Lazer Pony!
Fun fact: The anti-sexiness goggles was first developed by the government as an attempt to solve society’s beer-goggle problem.
We have received your emails and here’s the fan-service you guys have been requesting, you guys are weird.
Next strip on Monday.
I apologize for the late strip, I returned from Comic-Con yesterday and due to cancelled trains it took me longer to travel 55 miles than it did to cross the Atlantic ocean, not much time for strip making left after that.
Next strip on Thursday, enjoy
Next strip on monday.
Don’t forget to say hi to our representative at San Diego Comic Con. He’s the one who looks like a zombie, and he’s not wearing a costume.
Best of luck.
I kinda want that screen. I wonder where I would find that?
Next strip on thursday. Enjoy.
Back on our regular schedule, no more server crashes yet!
Next strip on Monday, enjoy.
The server went down again this morning so the comic is a bit late, sorry about this, we’re looking to switch to another web hosting provider.
This weeks absence was due to a flood in Copenhagen that brought or provider down, read more about it Here
Our regular schedule will return on Monday.
Sorry for the downtime.
She just haven’t discovered her true talents yet…
Next strip on Monday.
How uncharacteristically logical of Lazer Pony.
Next strip on Thursday.
Well at least she had a choice… I think she made the right call
Next strip on Monday.
You’d think you’ve missed something. you haven’t. moving along now.
Next strip on Thursday, enjoy.
That’s nothing, you should see Mr.Sausage sneeze. Oh the property damage. Oh the lives lost. The endless horrors.
Next strip on Monday, guys.
This arcs epilogue, the end of the cat jokes. Or is it…?
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Next strip on Monday, enjoy.
What’s this, Good Girl actually got a superpower?
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Next strip on Monday, enjoy.
We at LoSRH have always had a knack for science, and this explanation to Cat-A-Pult’s powers are entirely plausibly, read a book!
Next strip on Thursday, enjoy =)
Next Strip on Monday, hmm… maybe I should start working on it then…
Mr. Sausage claims he’s getting better at this.
I told him no.
He works better when he has no hope.
Next strip on Thursday.
Next strip on Monday, enjoy.
Yes, it’s Monday, and we’re sorry! but at least there’s a new LoSRH strip up, yay!
Next one on Thursday, guys.
Finally, the encounter!
Next strip on Monday, guys.
Enjoy.
Next strip on Thursday, enjoy =)
Apologies for the late upload but I moved all day today so it couldn’t be helped.
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Today we welcome SireHappyPants back from his adventurous trip to mount paperwork, we’re all very happy to see you back in one piece. I heard it was touch and go there for a while!
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When you thought we couldn’t possibly have any more cats in LoSRH, we put our team of lead scientists on the problem and we found a way!
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Next strip on Monday, enjoy =)
Next strip on Thursday, enjoy.
Next strip on Monday, enjoy =)
Next strip on Thursday, enjoy.
Next strip on Monday, enjoy guys.
Next strip on Thursday you guys, enjoy.
Here is the whole newspaper page from panel 3 for your added pleasure.
Next strip on Monday
Next strip will be published on Thursday, enjoy this strip drawn by mr.Dork.
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Next comic on Thursday.
The comic updates on Mondays and Thursdays.
The last strip in our daily-updating-schedule-launch-campaign, we hope you have enjoyed the comic so far, and we will from this point update on Mondays and Thursdays.
Stay tuned.
