Today we bring you a filler strip due to artists moving, creating general chaos in our schedules. We hope this substitute will entertain you sufficiently until we return to the main arc.
I thought this was gonna be something like a big reveal where it turns out Lazer Pony never had to do much because his very presence in Shitropolis was enough to dissuade potential incursions, and now he’s been nabbed by the multiversals, there’s a free-for-all going on.
He’s THE SPANK! Put something, anything, in his hand, and it’s immediately a deadly weapon he has mastered, whether it be whips, chains or dishing out pistol-whippings with a toy gun. His only weakness was when his hands were empty, but he’s started taking a weekly Karate class.
Oh, wait. That was the one-time Howard the Duck villain The Spanker. My mistake.
Shes going to be disappointed.
You mean this isn’t part of the main arc?
I thought this was gonna be something like a big reveal where it turns out Lazer Pony never had to do much because his very presence in Shitropolis was enough to dissuade potential incursions, and now he’s been nabbed by the multiversals, there’s a free-for-all going on.
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I’m still interested in what this guy can do. XD
What does he do? I don’t care what it ism, I just need to know!
Villains beware, for now you face THE SPANK.
Honestly, the fact that he’s dressed in full BDSM Gimp Gear is second to the fact that his name is THE SPANK.
He’s THE SPANK! Put something, anything, in his hand, and it’s immediately a deadly weapon he has mastered, whether it be whips, chains or dishing out pistol-whippings with a toy gun. His only weakness was when his hands were empty, but he’s started taking a weekly Karate class.
Oh, wait. That was the one-time Howard the Duck villain The Spanker. My mistake.
AWWW
But supergimp has such a way with the ladies.
Love the crocs. Really makes the whole outfit work
Yeah, the crocs are his most perverted piece of clothing if you ask me…
A hero worthy of his own series!
I started trying to figure out the The Spanks theme tune and now I may need therapy
Sudden, abject horror in 3…2…1…