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Boy, she is really gullible today. But seriously, what kind of idiot would store the supervillains’ equipment in the same prison as the supervillains? That’s just asking for trouble.
In case of emergency, or prison break, they have to be able to gear up in a hurry. Plus, it helps keep them motivated to work with the counselors, if they know their gear is close by at lunch time.
Just imagine the supervillains who can only cause havoc with their gear and are uselerss without it. How ridiculous would that be when they try to break out.
What kind of prison doesn’t store deadly weapons for all of eternity and within close proximity of their users? Fools!
This is a perfectly reasonable way for the prison to cut costs. They use Blue Flame’s zippo to cook all the food (and incidently dry clothes in the laundry). They use Frosted Pain’s ice gloves to keep the refridgerator at a sultry -5 Celsius. And they use Killer Weed’s hookah to, um, ensure no one leaves any food on their plate. It’s win-win.
They also use Mis-Stress’s stuff for, you know, important strictly professional goals.
Either LP will be getting a reprimand for revealing sensitive information to someone without authorisation, or the Warden is going to drown in a puddle of his own brow-sweat.
don’t piss off the guy that can blow up moons just by ‘looking’ at them
And guess who else knows that.*
*No points for guessing.
Kitchen in level 8? That sounds all kinds of wrong: utilities are always in the lower levels.
Your 4 looks a bit much like an 8.
Maybe Maju counted the mezzazine levels as well.
Sure, it’s level 4, my bad. Still too high: kitchen and other utilities are invariably at basement level.
*lobby level, I mean (basement is below ground, right?)
Well, considering it’s a large complex, and because it’s sited at the top of a hill, it’s likely that it spreads down at least one slope.
So, depending on what the architect (or maybe it was the classic-age villain, “The Architect”!) had in mind, level 4 could be anywhere.
When I was a university, the block my classes were in had a ground floor that was Level 2, and no basement. but then, that was because when it was bult, the original plans included a connecting ‘bridge’ to the main block, which was sited where the ground was lower.
Right next to the kitchen…
this can create some seriously interesting dishes, an a veritable factory of new supervillains and heroes, just by tasting the sloppy joes.
Hmm, do you think maybe the warden is being unhelpful because he doesn’t like her? It seems odd otherwise right?
It’s one of the rules of prison. Always store the prisoner’s basic stuff within easy reach so they can use their iconic gear almost as soon as they escape.
It they have any super weapons or equipment, store that in a separate facility so the heroes have something to protect, or the prisoners have something they need to get.
I mean, if you were imprisoned in a video game, and all your stuff was in a separate facility, how unfair would it be that you would be without until you get it back?
Next to the kitchen? Oh boy, Buckaress is about to start another fire
When this is over LP will either get a promotion, or not have a job.
No or about it, he will somehow manage to get the effects of both. Probably a new post that involves a lot of paperwork.
He can most effectively cast an eye socket or two on the paperwork.