That is a plan! Granted, a stupid plan, but still a plan.
(Beavers are only good for devouring wooden buildings. To get steel and concrete buildings devoured, you need giant robotic rats. Everyone knows that.)
Always a good idea when you start a plan to use a descriptive title, do this when writing stories just in case I forget what the file is for and can look through a pile of outlines for the one I am in the mood to work on without trying to remember what some distinct title is referencing.
It’s a wood thing that they weren’t woodchucks, because nobody knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood…
Now say it thrice!
Working title? How about a working plan?
That is a plan! Granted, a stupid plan, but still a plan.
(Beavers are only good for devouring wooden buildings. To get steel and concrete buildings devoured, you need giant robotic rats. Everyone knows that.)
Dam, beavers! That’s scary.
I mean, super beavers. They are presumably more capable than ordinary beavers when it comes to chewing through things.
The apparent lack of rivers in the city might make it harder to train them, though.
That was my first thought. But, “super beavers”. Who knows what they can gnaw?
Is that… ZIM?
Doctor Nelvana?
Always a good idea when you start a plan to use a descriptive title, do this when writing stories just in case I forget what the file is for and can look through a pile of outlines for the one I am in the mood to work on without trying to remember what some distinct title is referencing.
But what were his ideas that they so scorned? Were they also beaver-centric?
That seems more a rough outline of the plan than a title. Title should be something like ‘Project: Beaver Fever.’
No, that is the title of a 1970’s porn movie. Any supervillain uses that as his Evil Plan’s title, they’d get their Evil License revoked.
Now I’m imagining a villain who never gets taken seriously because all of his plots (unintentionally) share their names with porn movies.
Fools! Soon they shall tremble before the Double Entendre!
“Especially those damned adolescents! Initiate plan: Trembling Teens!”
It’s a wood thing that they weren’t woodchucks, because nobody knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood…
Now say it thrice!
Well, they are sometimes called land beavers, despite being squirrels.
At least one must admit that this plan will come as a complete surprise.
In Shitropolis?