I mean, for someone who just extolled the breadth of his imagination, he’s sure not conceiving of any of the many ways not!Galactus could eat a planet, even without changing size.
But what’s the proper drink? White? Red? Beer, kvass, mead? Fizzyglug, Soder Cola or babycham? And which spoon is for the polar caps? Important questions, I’m sure, if one does not want to look like an uncouth backwater hooligan in front of Azathoth, various Sith lords, tyranids and other planet eaters…
Looks like you have not read a story where Ego (the living planet) was drunk (don’t ask me how) and he came very, very close to comfort to Earth for some… interchange… until he saw us and thought that Earth had cooties or something worse crawling, so he looked for “luck” somewhere else.
There’s a big difference in that Unicron usually consumes the entire planet, whereas Galactus just dredges the planet of its life and life-bearing properties.
I mean, for someone who just extolled the breadth of his imagination, he’s sure not conceiving of any of the many ways not!Galactus could eat a planet, even without changing size.
I dunno, seems like a good question to me. I mean, if you understand the mechanism maybe you can figure out a defense.
The inhabitants of the other planets should have focused on this.
how the hell do you eat a planet?
one mouthful at a time, and you chew slowly
But what’s the proper drink? White? Red? Beer, kvass, mead? Fizzyglug, Soder Cola or babycham? And which spoon is for the polar caps? Important questions, I’m sure, if one does not want to look like an uncouth backwater hooligan in front of Azathoth, various Sith lords, tyranids and other planet eaters…
Interstellar alcohol clouds, of course. Where else would you get a suitable serving size?
Try it with anything else, and you’ll run out of “milk” before you run out of “cookie”.
Also in before the guy in another universe that has beaten him is LaserStallion.
You take small bites, and chew your food. Simple.
Well, the Silver Burper did at least temporarily divert him.
Problem with size, reminds of the Unicron and his habit of eating planets :P
Looks like you have not read a story where Ego (the living planet) was drunk (don’t ask me how) and he came very, very close to comfort to Earth for some… interchange… until he saw us and thought that Earth had cooties or something worse crawling, so he looked for “luck” somewhere else.
How was Ego able to get drunk? Same answer I gave above; interstellar alcohol clouds.
There’s a big difference in that Unicron usually consumes the entire planet, whereas Galactus just dredges the planet of its life and life-bearing properties.
I would have called him Snackonus or Galactigusto
Why not “Gordontus Ramsey”? (“This planet is so undercooked that it’s still moving!”
Hungry Albert (aka Alberto el Hambriento):
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As a Mexican, I already heard about that.
Yeah, but figured not many English speaking people know about this…
No one says he has to eat it all at once.
Since this world is food to Galacticus, does that mean that if someone invokes Buckaress here, the entire world will be set on fire?