181- Tactics
Contrary to what you may believe, this is not actually a comment on the people currently running for president of the United states. Unless you want it to be, then it totally is, you guys.
League Of Super Redundant Heroes
Follow the adventures of the unnecessary heroes of Shitropolis
VOTE LoSRH!
Just in time for the election. Let the mud fly! :P
Grock stupid! Grock supposed to aprove if someone else talks good for Grock!
Gooder! Not talk so nice!
But Grock does not wear a lapel pin, so I can’t support him. Besides, I don’t live in a purple state.
But what’s this? A third candidate seems to have devoured Grock and taken his place!
Few minutes later…
I, Cthulu, promise all you uny mortals a Hell better than this.
*Burning shapes in the background and a fishman standing*
I promise you mortals, on your mother’s graves, that I shall bring about Darkness for as long as I am president!
*Scene changes to Cthulu standing in front of a U.S. flag but with fish instead of stars*
This is Cthulu and I approve of this message.
“Abortions for some! Tiny American Flags for others!”
“We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And forever twirling. Twirling. TWIRLING!”
“Don’t blame me! I voted for Kodos!”
@RBZ,
That episode is what taught me about politics.
No way is that the presidential race! That was the Republican nomination battle.
All hail President Grock!
If it isn’t a political comment I’d rather it was. If it is a political comment I’d rather it wasn’t. If it both is and isn’t a political comment I’m calling that cheating and demanding a straight answer.
I wish i lived in a city where supervillans ran for mayor using broken english and threats of murder and canabalysm but Newyork is too cold
@James:
Cthulhu for President. Why settle for the lesser evil?
Because they are actually on the ballot? I don’t do write-ins.
Since I do some research on candidates well before election time, I find the blank space for write-ins coming in handy. But if there’s ever a candidate whose name actually is “No Confidence” then I really can’t vote…
I trust them more than the candidates they keep throwing at us in real life.
So Lovecraft was really a very, very advanced spokesman?
He’s got my vote if I’m allowed to have a special clause of been on the uneaten list….and Dental insurance.