I wonder if The Spank has ever actually done anything, or whether he’s just gained this reputation based on his costume and spreading of rumours, to the point where all he has to do is be there to instill a sense of dread in his enemies (and allies).
Spank is obviously one of the best heroes in the comic. He’s actually captured more criminals than some more popular heroes, who are usually just seen showing off or getting tricked.
Another day saved, thanks to the Spank!
This is how you know it’s not really an effective Joker expy. The joker would just laugh and laugh and laugh, even as spank was doing whatever spank was doing.
That’s just wrong. hahaha!
We really need a cast page that has all the minor heroes.
I don’t think the guy even knows who flying fox man brought in
I don’t think he needs to know *who* it is that’s looming over him so menacingly, when it’s so readily apparent for what he’s gonna do.
I still have to admit that Flying Fox had to go for the low blow here…
@Anonymous,
I think everybody knows about Spank.
I’m just waiting for a story arc with the Banana Man and Spank team up.
@Ourorboros
I could see that team up. Banana Man gives the criminals the old one two and the Spank get them from behind.
Hmmm…I wonder if Banana Man’s powers are in the same neighborhood with Probability Alteration. When he’s on the case, criminals tend to slip up a lot.
Oh I get it. Foxy wants him to hurry cos even HE is creeped out by Spank.
Jeez, when does Spank finally get his medaille for “Best Hero Ever”?
Spank would make hardened criminals and mob bosses spill all their secrets… just by existing.
This is better than the interrogation in The Dark Knight. Go Spank!
I wonder if The Spank has ever actually done anything, or whether he’s just gained this reputation based on his costume and spreading of rumours, to the point where all he has to do is be there to instill a sense of dread in his enemies (and allies).
Holy Crap Batman!
I’d tell him everything.
@RBZ, in one older comic we see spank capturing a villainess whose theme is bondage. Her husband assumed she was having an affair and left her.
Spank is obviously one of the best heroes in the comic. He’s actually captured more criminals than some more popular heroes, who are usually just seen showing off or getting tricked.
Another day saved, thanks to the Spank!
This is how you know it’s not really an effective Joker expy. The joker would just laugh and laugh and laugh, even as spank was doing whatever spank was doing.
@RBZ, in a much earlier strip, it’s been stated that nobody knows what Spank actually does. Everybody is afraid to find out.
His only actual superpower is Not Blinking. This paired with his costume makes him super effective.
Spank is dressed in S&M gear of course he would be capable at torture(and for extra creepy he might make you like it).
@Me-Me but, you have to admit, the whole “bombs-tied-to-baby-animals” bit is totally a thing Joker would do.
This “Joker seems less an “agent of chaos”, then an agent of chose theory! If you don’t get my meaning, then, darn it, read Jurassic Park.
This is ironic. The city is full of superhero babes with DDDD bust sizes and superhero hunks with “lantern jaws”…
And the only competent one? That guy.
Best LOL in a long time: I really needed that, THANX!