Is it okay to punch pregnant super villainesses? Really how should that entire situation be handled? Do you have to just let them waddle off into the sunset with their ill gotten gains or is it okay to shoot them with lasers?
It’s ok to punch/shoot pregnant super villainesses, just not in the belly. And you don’t have to let them waddle anywhere. Have you ever heard of “pleading the belly”? It’s where women convicted of a crime have their execution postponed until their pregnancy ends or is disproven.
Does this mean she is deliberately going to avoid having her child baptized? It is said that there is a potion made from a nonbaptized child’s fat that can grant the power of flight.
…I’m gonna take this as a confirmation of my burning food theory.
@RyGuy
She’s not gonna sacrifice the child, her whole thing was having the best of both worlds, she needs the family life and health child to maintain that.
Ah, I see! So when Kinkerella, the Kink’s evil female clone, goes on a rampage at 7 months, its okay to throw a car at her so long as you aim for the head?
So what is her villainous name? The Lame Witch? Pregnarella? Ma Kettle? (showing my age with that one, and as old as I am I’ve only heard about them. ^_~)
Its Shitropolis. Given the rate of mutation and spontaneous super powers, the kid would probably be born as some sort of monstrous spider baby with goat eyes anyways.
Coffe?
It starts with the coffe, next will be sneezes.
This story line does bring up a question..
Is it okay to punch pregnant super villainesses? Really how should that entire situation be handled? Do you have to just let them waddle off into the sunset with their ill gotten gains or is it okay to shoot them with lasers?
It’s ok to punch/shoot pregnant super villainesses, just not in the belly. And you don’t have to let them waddle anywhere. Have you ever heard of “pleading the belly”? It’s where women convicted of a crime have their execution postponed until their pregnancy ends or is disproven.
I’d wish it was this simple, in our world, to learn magic. I’d rather have a PhD in Demonology than in Psychology (or equivalent).
Does this mean she is deliberately going to avoid having her child baptized? It is said that there is a potion made from a nonbaptized child’s fat that can grant the power of flight.
…I’m gonna take this as a confirmation of my burning food theory.
@RyGuy
She’s not gonna sacrifice the child, her whole thing was having the best of both worlds, she needs the family life and health child to maintain that.
Anyone else’s child is up for grabs.
@Lani
Ah, I see! So when Kinkerella, the Kink’s evil female clone, goes on a rampage at 7 months, its okay to throw a car at her so long as you aim for the head?
By which, of course, I mean The Spank and his evil female clone, Spankerbelle. >.<
Its late.
And by Spankerbelle, do you mean Miss-Stress?
So what is her villainous name? The Lame Witch? Pregnarella? Ma Kettle? (showing my age with that one, and as old as I am I’ve only heard about them. ^_~)
Cutting off one of our hero’s caffeine sources! The fiend!
All this magic cannot be good for the baby.
@Ral
Its Shitropolis. Given the rate of mutation and spontaneous super powers, the kid would probably be born as some sort of monstrous spider baby with goat eyes anyways.
@Astroturtle
Goat eyes, of course, are TOTALLY DIFFERENT than regular eyes.
@Dude
You ever see a goat’s eye up close? Those things are freaking creepy.
Actually, there’s a really good reason why goats and other grazing animals have those weird horizontal pupils: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/08/10/heres-why-goats-have-those-freaky-eyes/?utm_term=.c1c276e0c04f