Based on his record, Mayor Kurgh is the most effective leader I’ve ever seen. No, seriously–he actually keeps Shitropolis running, which, given its high superhuman population and near-complete lack of social services, is a freaking miracle.
Vote Kurgh: Sometimes, it really does take an alien overlord.
Kurgh for President, 2016! Independent Alien Overlord.
Yeah, this deserves a campaign website and everything.
I wonder how much it would cost me to register the domain name “www.presidentkurgh2016.org” and turn it into a Kurgh For President 2016 (Independent ticket) campaign website.
If I knew website design, I’d do it. Unfortunately, I know squat about website design.
Shamdon: Do you know anyone who knows computers? I’m a biology guy myself, and my computer knowledge is limited to virus scans and net surfing, so I don’t think that I’m up to starting a website.
But if I had someone to make a Kurgh 2016 website…
We might actually get Mayor Kurgh onto some ballots.
Liou: YES! We need a Mayor Kurgh comic! With politics jokes and presidential debates and scandals and everything!
It could be a long story arc to run alongside the real-life presidential election circus, and the epic punchline could be Kurgh winning the election because the Democratic candidate dropped out with a week to go due to an epic sex scandal and the Republican candidate promised to ban Hispanic people, and the only other options were Ron Paul and a neo-Nazi.
Here we see a fine specimen of the rare two-tailed talk balloon, which can be distinguished by not only having multiple tails, but by having both of them pointing at the same character.
That guard looks so angry. He must really like the Mayor’s mother.
Based on his record, Mayor Kurgh is the most effective leader I’ve ever seen. No, seriously–he actually keeps Shitropolis running, which, given its high superhuman population and near-complete lack of social services, is a freaking miracle.
Vote Kurgh: Sometimes, it really does take an alien overlord.
Kurgh for President, 2016! Independent Alien Overlord.
Yeah, this deserves a campaign website and everything.
*pats on back*…I come from the future bearing bad news…we really should have done the campaign website.
I come from further in the future with even worse news, but at least Trump is President!
I’m from further in the future. Trump sucks.
Kurgh knew when to set aside his ax for a rifle to broker a deal.
Kurgh ends all debate and impasses when needed.
Kurgh is a leader for our times.
KURGH!!! KURGH!!! KURGH!!!
Mayor Kurgh deserves his own spin-off.
Mayor Kurgh is a leader I can get behind.
Yes Kurgh for president.
I wonder how much it would cost me to register the domain name “www.presidentkurgh2016.org” and turn it into a Kurgh For President 2016 (Independent ticket) campaign website.
If I knew website design, I’d do it. Unfortunately, I know squat about website design.
@Ralanr: Mayor Kurgh is a leader you WANT to get behind. Because getting in front of him means getting in his way!
@GroundPetrel If you manage to do it I will vote for him.
Shamdon: Do you know anyone who knows computers? I’m a biology guy myself, and my computer knowledge is limited to virus scans and net surfing, so I don’t think that I’m up to starting a website.
But if I had someone to make a Kurgh 2016 website…
We might actually get Mayor Kurgh onto some ballots.
Liou: YES! We need a Mayor Kurgh comic! With politics jokes and presidential debates and scandals and everything!
It could be a long story arc to run alongside the real-life presidential election circus, and the epic punchline could be Kurgh winning the election because the Democratic candidate dropped out with a week to go due to an epic sex scandal and the Republican candidate promised to ban Hispanic people, and the only other options were Ron Paul and a neo-Nazi.
I’d love something like that.
Here we see a fine specimen of the rare two-tailed talk balloon, which can be distinguished by not only having multiple tails, but by having both of them pointing at the same character.
@GroundPetrel
Let the fan fiction commence!
Challenge accepted! I’ll post it on FanFiction.net when I’m done.