But beware. The return of the Ass-donkey is night!
Never leave you shape shifted body without conciousness in the past. 101 of supers cloning and mind transfer rules.
So he went back in time to get a copy of himself to transfer his consciousness into instead of simply going back in time to before he turned into a literal assface to tell himself not to hit on Maroon Jackdaw. You know, the less convolutedly troublesome way that required less of the advanced biology and quantum entanglement his original plan did.
Guess Asstronomous is too much of an ass to think simpler, either that or he still wanted the experience of hitting on the wiccan girl.
Of Course,.. An APOLOGY was too much for this guy.
Now we have a lab with Superpowered DNA to play with, A mindless Superpowered donkey-headed body to put someone into, and An idiot whom has not learned his lesson about to go back to the same place and insult the same woman a second time,..
Should be interesting,…
Yay, I can finally read the comic again, only a year later…to be fair I haven’t tried in 4 months or so, but that was because I was trying for every week before that. Now to figure out where I left off.
So the takeaway here is that somewhere in the past there’s a mindless body ready to be reprogrammed with ANY set of morals and beliefs in the hands of a mad scientist with no ethics whatsoever.
He’s going to call himself Ass-kicker when he finds this moronic clone! “Leave my body uninhabited like so much lab trash, will you?!? Take that, motherf**ker!”
Given all the shenanigans in this city, you think there’d be a spellcaster offering their services as a dispeller…
Nah, that makes too much sense.
And so, Asstronomous old donkey-cursed body has just been abandoned without a consciousness somewhere back in time?
….That’s obviously totally safe with no chance of coming back to cause trouble
But beware. The return of the Ass-donkey is night!
Never leave you shape shifted body without conciousness in the past. 101 of supers cloning and mind transfer rules.
Wait… Does that mean that he KNEW that Maroon Jackdaw would turn him into a donkey… and he still did it? Or did he re-write the past?
Well Mr.SP Asstronomous is just that much of an…ass.
So…what are the odds of donkey-clone returning as a supervillain assassin?
Men.
He looks better as a donkey.
That’s a long winded way of saying “To the reset button!”
BTW, did he just leave Donkeynormous’ body at Singular labs? Yeah, like that isn’t gonna come back to haunt him. =)
[hums ‘Anticipation’]
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Am I the only one who’ve noticed the Gentleman Shark in the background?
So he went back in time to get a copy of himself to transfer his consciousness into instead of simply going back in time to before he turned into a literal assface to tell himself not to hit on Maroon Jackdaw. You know, the less convolutedly troublesome way that required less of the advanced biology and quantum entanglement his original plan did.
Guess Asstronomous is too much of an ass to think simpler, either that or he still wanted the experience of hitting on the wiccan girl.
Of Course,.. An APOLOGY was too much for this guy.
Now we have a lab with Superpowered DNA to play with, A mindless Superpowered donkey-headed body to put someone into, and An idiot whom has not learned his lesson about to go back to the same place and insult the same woman a second time,..
Should be interesting,…
@SolCannibal: So what you are saying is this whole thing might bite him in the ass?
Yay, I can finally read the comic again, only a year later…to be fair I haven’t tried in 4 months or so, but that was because I was trying for every week before that. Now to figure out where I left off.
YAY :)
So the takeaway here is that somewhere in the past there’s a mindless body ready to be reprogrammed with ANY set of morals and beliefs in the hands of a mad scientist with no ethics whatsoever.
Seems legit.
@Drakkenmensch Perhaps the reprogrammed donkey will be twice as smart and a real gentleman.
I wonder what evil donkey-headed Asstronomus is going to call himself. Bad Ass, perhaps? Half-Ass?
He’s going to call himself Ass-kicker when he finds this moronic clone! “Leave my body uninhabited like so much lab trash, will you?!? Take that, motherf**ker!”
Wait a minute. If Asstronomous transferred minds, then what happened to the clone? Did its consciousness go into the donkey body?
Oh yeah, MUCH easier than not making lewd comments to heroines, huh fellah?
Unreasonable, how?