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Bit of a typo in the last panel.
green lantern in a nutshell
Your power is limited only by your creativity. That is why we have chosen you, the least creative person on Earth, to receive our power.
“Does this power let me bang any number of hot alien women without having to worry about catching any diseases or bugs?”
“Yes, but there aren’t many species that would fit the average description of attractive as you might think.”
“Well not so much ‘drafted’ as ‘press-ganged’ since you can’t attempt to run or protest…”
Purple Star Guy – with the Great Power of being able to tut in the general direction of someone who might be considering doing something slightly naughty.
Kyle Rayner and Hal Jordan, Kyle Jordan hahaha
Huh, come to think of it, how much does the Green Lantern corp pay Hal or any of the Green Lanterns? I mean at least with the army you get paid for their service.
I bet this power has a stupid weakness like being weakened by contact with nitrogen gas or something like that.
This would be a better movie than Green Lantern.
“Does this mean I’ve been drafted?”
“Basically yeah… and you might want to suggest to your girlfriend that you get rid of your fridge…”
Razord–you can go into space and mine an asteroid with a thought. You really don’t need a third-party out of solar system paycheck at that point.
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