This one should really have been called “not found”, shouldn’t it?
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You know with the right voice even “Hohoho” can sounds really, really scary. Is that Super Santas trademark perhaps?
… or possibly “You’d better watch out”.
Guys, Santa is a Villain (see evil.inc), he is there to help out the robbers, and get most of the loot
“He see you when you’re sleeping, he see when you’re awake..He see if you ben bad or good.. “
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you’re on the can.
He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass
From here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe / You better not move
You’re better off dead, / I’m tellin’ you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
@Christopher, I can’t think of a way that “ho ho ho” doesn’t sound scary and/or ominous. Also, the bells you hear in all the Chrismas songs were part of the military uniform of the Prussian army, and would jingle just that way when it was marching in formation.
@q’Tzal, the original text is even scarier: It implies the same total information awareness without concrete clues as to how he’s going to act on them, just that he certainly will, and it urges caution.
@Evan Dark, he’s a standover man: Give him your loot, or he’ll tell on you or worse. I wouldn’t call that helping out.
All I got’s ta say is, “Santa’s Slay”. One of the most hilarious horror/Christmas movies ever.
You better watch out,
you won’t have a chance to cry,
because when you are naughty,
you’re going to DIE,
Santa Claws is already in town…
Ray Stevens – Santa Clause is watchin’ you (www.youtube.com/watch?v=mER2fGuSqF8).
Actually that is copypasta from the first Futurama episode with Robot Santa.
They won’t be liking the way they get their coal.
Who watches when the Watchers party?
Just be happy that’s Santa and not Krampus or it would much, much worse
Santa the Barbarian.
Ho ho homicide.
I wonder what this comic is a reference to….since most of the superheroes seem to be a parody of other superheroes
You know there is this old Christian legend, based on the Saint Nicholas, about some fat old dude dressed in red and white, entering into homes at the winter solstice without permission, and giving presents to children. It could be him.
I swear that Santa has a Five Nights at Freddy’s animatronic animatronic skeleton in him, looking at his eyes…
Don’t know why but I imagined the spank in a Father Christmas costume and freaked myself out
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you’re on the can
He’ll hunt you down and kick your ass from here to Pakistan!
You’d better not breathe, you’d better not move,
You’re better off dead, I’m tellin’ ya dude,
Santa Clause is gunning you down!
(Apologies to Matt Groening.)
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