He’s blind. Women know he’s not after their looks. Also, he’s a great listener since he can’t be distracted away by things moving around him, doesn’t peek at other women and uses his touch a lot to form a mental image of his girlfriend.
Let’s face it, sight is what separates the common mortals from being the charismatic sex magnet that is Laser Pony.
Women THINK he doesn’t care about their looks. It’s been show with Distracterella’s back story that he does. She is attracted to him because she thinks he wouldn’t/doesn’t care about looks. But Bad Goodgirl told him that D is ugly.
That’s probably just association (ugly = urgh).
He’s never asked about other people’s looks (that we have seen) so he probably gets along fine with his mental picture of people. (granted, in his mental picture everyone could be a hunk or a babe, but he would still be treating people equally – until told that “X is ugly”).
To be fair, I think distracterella said she was attracted to LP because we wouldn’t get distracted by her and would thus be able to uphold conversation with higher level IQ than 5. Attraction to physical aspects of a person is something LP has consistently displayed.
I thought she was invulnerable except, the outfit.
A Mini Laser Pony blast might tickle, a little and MS + LP hybrid may be able to fire a few without destroying his own eyes.
He or she would then become the city’s most competent villain…
And now we know why the League of Fatties occupies a prominent place in her rogue’s gallery.
Eat some more, Mary Sue! Eat some more!
Quick! Let’s make a Give-More-Food to Mary Sue donation rally! Where’s that Patreon button!
Does Mary-Sue have the power to write loads of bad fanfiction in a single bound?
Specially written by girls like Crimsom Raven that are just fed up of all her “all gain, no pain” life.
No, she has the power to BE loads and loads of bad fanfiction.
That’s where she gets her powers from
…but thinking about it, is it so surprising that a Flying Brick would have a crazy caloric requirement?
Damn, women&heroines must be so jealous of Mary-Sue.
I can’t believe that I like a Mary-Sue character….
And also, how the heck is Lazer Pony this lucky?
He’s blind. Women know he’s not after their looks. Also, he’s a great listener since he can’t be distracted away by things moving around him, doesn’t peek at other women and uses his touch a lot to form a mental image of his girlfriend.
Let’s face it, sight is what separates the common mortals from being the charismatic sex magnet that is Laser Pony.
Just take a look at DareDevil’s black book. It looks like a Bible!
Women THINK he doesn’t care about their looks. It’s been show with Distracterella’s back story that he does. She is attracted to him because she thinks he wouldn’t/doesn’t care about looks. But Bad Goodgirl told him that D is ugly.
That’s probably just association (ugly = urgh).
He’s never asked about other people’s looks (that we have seen) so he probably gets along fine with his mental picture of people. (granted, in his mental picture everyone could be a hunk or a babe, but he would still be treating people equally – until told that “X is ugly”).
To be fair, I think distracterella said she was attracted to LP because we wouldn’t get distracted by her and would thus be able to uphold conversation with higher level IQ than 5. Attraction to physical aspects of a person is something LP has consistently displayed.
I think it’s mostly based off the name. He actually visualizes Good Girl as a 10-year old.
She’s a “parody sue”, she’s supposed to satirize the concept.
Quick, someone set up a Buckaress vs Mary Sue eating contest.
Bucakress: “Can I get some mustard?”
*All the hotdogs on the table catch on fire*
Am I the only one who thought: Increased appetite, check. Breast size increase, check. Pregnant, Mary Sue?
Considering who she’s dating, that would either end hilariously or in tragedy.
* Hilarious tragedy.
Not either/or.
She’s Marry Sue she can choose whether she pregnant or not.
I thought she was invulnerable except, the outfit.
A Mini Laser Pony blast might tickle, a little and MS + LP hybrid may be able to fire a few without destroying his own eyes.
He or she would then become the city’s most competent villain…
That would be AWFUL.
The back pain would make an increased chest size less worthwhile.
You really think MARY SUE has/feels back pain? I bet her back muscles can carry a gorilla.
Several gorillas. *nod* And probably a chimp for good measure.
Anyone else notice Lazer Pony in the background of the second panel?
Seems quite the parade back there. Large Lizard men and Axe wielders as well.
I love this shorts comics and your characters… in special Mary-Sue, I would like to see something more with her and her superpowers, please
bonjour
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I would like to see more posts like this
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Mary Sue makes that sound like a bad thing…