So the question, person who is a tiger, tiger who is as smart as a person, alien that looks like a tiger, just a normal friggen tiger, or tiger with superpowers.
The next sequence
*Eats everything in the house*
*Craps in the kids’ sandbox*
*destroys the living room playing with yarn*
*crushes his notebook sitting on the keyboard*
Am I the only one wondering why he seems to automatically assume Tiger is a girl with those two names of Tigerella, a generally feminine suffix, and Tiger-Girl…which literally has the word girl in it? Tiger-Claw could be gender neutral and so I shall let that one go.
So the question, person who is a tiger, tiger who is as smart as a person, alien that looks like a tiger, just a normal friggen tiger, or tiger with superpowers.
Yes.
Same super powers as the Spank and the Banana.
Or so we imagine, when we’re addled.
It’s a tiger. You don’t mess with it.
Floating skull verus Tiger: place your bets now.
50 on the tiger.
Quick, hide the breakfast cereals!
And Tiger from Spinnerette runs in with a C&D order.
Yeah, seriously. There’s already a super hero named “Tiger”! It works just fine!
What a terrible disguise for his secret identity. I mean that’s Pete right.
He prefers to be called Tony
They’re grrr-reat!
_She_ prefers to be called Toni.
He considered Tiger-Tiger, but it sounded kinda dumb when he tried shouting it off a rooftop…
but tiger-tiger burning bright on the rooftops of the night…
Gun beats Tiger.
Batman beats Gun! (what game are we playing here?)
Realistic tiger? I wonder if it flies and farts unicorns too…
“Tigerman, Tigerman, does whatever a tiger can…”
Tigers are pretty bad-ass. I bet she’ll work out just fine.
So where’s the lady?
The next sequence
*Eats everything in the house*
*Craps in the kids’ sandbox*
*destroys the living room playing with yarn*
*crushes his notebook sitting on the keyboard*
♪Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean
Oh don’t you see what I mean♪
Am I the only one wondering why he seems to automatically assume Tiger is a girl with those two names of Tigerella, a generally feminine suffix, and Tiger-Girl…which literally has the word girl in it? Tiger-Claw could be gender neutral and so I shall let that one go.
There could always be more information in that file we can’t see, like the applicant’s gender.
I think it is time to be more specific about who to recruit to the reserve team.