Do you think he ever gets tired of this? I mean, imagine everyone you meet confessing every single crime and potential crime they’ve ever committed in their life to you, within two minutes of being in your presence. All day, every day, since from what we’ve seen, The Spank is never out of costume.
If it was me, it would get kind of annoying after a while.
Well, i guess this is what a secret identity would be for – though we have never seen the Spank out of the spandex (or latex, as the case may be).
Also, there was the case of the misunderstanding with a villain’s husband.
Just wonder what his “secret” identity is? All things considered he is either a well spoken business man, or same but with glasses and the ballgag still in his mouth.
Oh my god… all this talk of a potential secret identity just made me think of something that I’m not sure is awesome or horrifying. What if The Spank, is Keith? Could you just imagine it? A comic where Keith blows off LP while wearing a bathrobe before putting on the hood and ballgag.
GG is to polite to pry, and Pony can’t even see him. With Buckaress convinced he’s just a layabout, and the access to the Flying Fox Cave he’s got a guaranteed base of operation and information.
I have put way too much thought into this, excuse me while I drown this out with junk food.
So does this count as a superpower or just evidence of the awesomeness of THE SPANK!!
I call superpower. It’s like a low-level version of Ghost Rider’s Penance Stare.
And Batman calls himself the king of fear.
Batman is the master of fear, but Spank is the master of discomfort.
The Flying Fox Man and the Joker equivalent were dreading Spank’s arrival. FFM was hurrying JKr.
Who know’s what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Spank, within 12 seconds.
You know a city’s interesting when this guy is one of the best heroes around. Right up with the guy dressed as a banana.
Wonder woman’s lasso has got nothing against the power of The Spank!
Do you think he ever gets tired of this? I mean, imagine everyone you meet confessing every single crime and potential crime they’ve ever committed in their life to you, within two minutes of being in your presence. All day, every day, since from what we’ve seen, The Spank is never out of costume.
If it was me, it would get kind of annoying after a while.
Well, i guess this is what a secret identity would be for – though we have never seen the Spank out of the spandex (or latex, as the case may be).
Also, there was the case of the misunderstanding with a villain’s husband.
Anyway, grandmaster of disturbing people indeed.
Without the cape, the Spank is just another mild-mannered S&M weirdo.
Puts Superman’s “my secret identity is wearing glasses” to shame.
Looks more like a towel actually… and the Crocs, do not forget the Emerald Crocs. :D
I love the fact that Spank is wearing Crocs.
So do I.
The key to neutralizing the confession power: Chunk.
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Holy shit, The Spank out Batmaned Batman!
the penance aura stand to long in it and it scars you into another batman
Just wonder what his “secret” identity is? All things considered he is either a well spoken business man, or same but with glasses and the ballgag still in his mouth.
Definitively not that guy with the innocent pink inscription “disguise” on his cap: http://superredundant.com/?comic=226-guys-night
The Spank triumphs again!
I wonder what The Spank looks like in his civillian identity.
Oh my god… all this talk of a potential secret identity just made me think of something that I’m not sure is awesome or horrifying. What if The Spank, is Keith? Could you just imagine it? A comic where Keith blows off LP while wearing a bathrobe before putting on the hood and ballgag.
GG is to polite to pry, and Pony can’t even see him. With Buckaress convinced he’s just a layabout, and the access to the Flying Fox Cave he’s got a guaranteed base of operation and information.
I have put way too much thought into this, excuse me while I drown this out with junk food.
Would be funny, but Keith is too slight and darker-skinned to be the Spank.
Hahahaha the power of the akward company and discomfort!!