The only person who doesn’t have superhuman durability is the passenger. And, if someone slams on their breaks suddenly. He gets to fly through the windshield, land on the dashboard, and beat the person with their steering wheel
-Turn the headlight switch to OFF
-Turn the ignition switch to ON
-Wait for belt light to turn off
-In less than a minute
{
–Buckle then, un-buckle the driver’s safety belt 3 times
–Cycle the headlights on off.
–Buckle then, un-buckle the driver’s safety belt 3 times
(belt light shines 3 seconds)
–Buckle then, un-buckle the driver’s safety belt one
(The Belt Alarm toggles state – enabled if it was disable or vice-versa.)
(The belt light blinks 4 times if it just went to disable)
}
Not to be confused with the “Fusion Dance” which may result in your being merged with a car…
Hack the car? Not with an ax (well, that too but would be impractical) but with a computer. I know for a fact that these modern cars are like robots and can be hacked with some decent informatics knowledge… and a laptop.
I’m thinking (most probably overthinking!) that GG uses LP on his team as something that makes him irate, because making GG irate makes GG more effective. LP must be on a date with Mary-Sue, so GG is using Keith as a stand-in. Keith doesn’t piss GG off as much as LP, but the fact that Keith is there instead of LP makes GG almost as irate.
“I have never been a huge Opera fan”And that means you have to bash Opera without checking the facts first?Where did Bolt win? What was the analysis? It clearly isn’t faster than Opera Mini, so pray tell, what kind of comparison did Bolt win?
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You are right Marja, when you have experienced a disaster yourself you are more understanding of what others are going through in similar situations. I too pray for thoses affected people in Japan.
You know… the funny thing is… I get it. I totally get it. It’s the most fucking annoying thing ever done by the car-industry. I’m not that angry at VW to use their shitty cheating prog. as I am at the pisspantsy who put this shit into the core-programm of every fucking new car. I would literally MURDER him if I knew who he was and how to get to him!
The alarm only goes off if you are committing a crime. So there is absolutely no excuse for it ever activating. If you hear it you are not driving correctly.
Standard penalty: Fixed Value Notice £100
Maximum penalty: £500 fine.
Airbags and other safety systems are designed to work with seatbelts and are often only activated when the seatbelt is worn.
Dude… I’m not advocating to drive without seatbelts. I’m buckling up whenever I’m going to leave the housing scheme. But I’m not going to let a fucking computer lecture me about anything! Computers are there to cater to my every whim, not the other way around. If I’m going to drive down the driveway to bring the car into the garage, it’s not the programmers fucking bussines to keep reminding me about the seatbelt. So stick your wannabe rightousness to where the sun doesn’t reach.
A “crime”? Putting yourself at risk can’t be a crime! It may be stupid but not a crime in any case: it’s your life, you can do whatever you want with it as long as you don’t harm others. I’m so glad I can’t afford a car in these stupid times that seem designed by Hitler!
I can’t stand GG’s constant anger. It’s a seriously annoying trait and I hope he hits a pothole and flies through the windshield. He might be too stubborn to die but let’s see him kick balls when he’s in a full-body cast.
Just cut the clip from the strap and put it in the dock. It’s not that hard…
Why go to so much trouble to actively put yourself in more danger?
Because he can?
But I think there is actually a way to just turn this off.
dont worry about Gyrognome, he’s to stubbon to die
The only person who doesn’t have superhuman durability is the passenger. And, if someone slams on their breaks suddenly. He gets to fly through the windshield, land on the dashboard, and beat the person with their steering wheel
That would also be letting the car win…
A typical magical dance for disabling it:
-Turn the headlight switch to OFF
-Turn the ignition switch to ON
-Wait for belt light to turn off
-In less than a minute
{
–Buckle then, un-buckle the driver’s safety belt 3 times
–Cycle the headlights on off.
–Buckle then, un-buckle the driver’s safety belt 3 times
(belt light shines 3 seconds)
–Buckle then, un-buckle the driver’s safety belt one
(The Belt Alarm toggles state – enabled if it was disable or vice-versa.)
(The belt light blinks 4 times if it just went to disable)
}
Not to be confused with the “Fusion Dance” which may result in your being merged with a car…
So that is the right way to to make the Safety Dance? Interesting…
(For all those cubs too young to know about Men Without Hats, a useful link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g
Curiously, Keith and GG are a similar pair that the one shown in the video…
Now, I feel old AND that sh** is in my head.
Thanks…
Well, you still have to dance to that or you’re not friend of mine.
*remembers people wearing evening suits without socks, runs screaming from the office…
Hack the car? Not with an ax (well, that too but would be impractical) but with a computer. I know for a fact that these modern cars are like robots and can be hacked with some decent informatics knowledge… and a laptop.
“Just cut the clip from the strap and put it in the dock. It’s not that hard…”
this is a gnome we talking about, it’s the principle of the thing
The two most annoying characters in the strip interact. Joy.
Why are Kieth and Gyrognome carpooling? Does the Pint-sized Powerhouse have a Job at Keith’s office? Perhaps as HR representative?
I’m thinking (most probably overthinking!) that GG uses LP on his team as something that makes him irate, because making GG irate makes GG more effective. LP must be on a date with Mary-Sue, so GG is using Keith as a stand-in. Keith doesn’t piss GG off as much as LP, but the fact that Keith is there instead of LP makes GG almost as irate.
Now, re-read your post while replacing “GG” with “Good Girl”. ;)
(Yes, I am aware of the male pronouns. It still made me giggle.)
This forum needed shnikag up and you’ve just done that. Great post!
“I have never been a huge Opera fan”And that means you have to bash Opera without checking the facts first?Where did Bolt win? What was the analysis? It clearly isn’t faster than Opera Mini, so pray tell, what kind of comparison did Bolt win?
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You are right Marja, when you have experienced a disaster yourself you are more understanding of what others are going through in similar situations. I too pray for thoses affected people in Japan.
You know… the funny thing is… I get it. I totally get it. It’s the most fucking annoying thing ever done by the car-industry. I’m not that angry at VW to use their shitty cheating prog. as I am at the pisspantsy who put this shit into the core-programm of every fucking new car. I would literally MURDER him if I knew who he was and how to get to him!
The alarm only goes off if you are committing a crime. So there is absolutely no excuse for it ever activating. If you hear it you are not driving correctly.
Standard penalty: Fixed Value Notice £100
Maximum penalty: £500 fine.
Airbags and other safety systems are designed to work with seatbelts and are often only activated when the seatbelt is worn.
Dude… I’m not advocating to drive without seatbelts. I’m buckling up whenever I’m going to leave the housing scheme. But I’m not going to let a fucking computer lecture me about anything! Computers are there to cater to my every whim, not the other way around. If I’m going to drive down the driveway to bring the car into the garage, it’s not the programmers fucking bussines to keep reminding me about the seatbelt. So stick your wannabe rightousness to where the sun doesn’t reach.
I’m sure that’ll come as a great comfort the next time you’re parked and someone goes into you.
A “crime”? Putting yourself at risk can’t be a crime! It may be stupid but not a crime in any case: it’s your life, you can do whatever you want with it as long as you don’t harm others. I’m so glad I can’t afford a car in these stupid times that seem designed by Hitler!
GG is just pissed because he can’t punch the car in the balls.
At least he can do that to LP when he gets home. Keith should be wearing a cup (a titanium one, BTW) if he’s going to keep talking to GG like that.
LP tried wearing a cup once. GG just used it to his advantage.
I can’t stand GG’s constant anger. It’s a seriously annoying trait and I hope he hits a pothole and flies through the windshield. He might be too stubborn to die but let’s see him kick balls when he’s in a full-body cast.
seconded
Hear, hear!