So yeah… Buckaress’s over-abundance of cooking powers is definitely looking more and more like a curse. Now if you excuse me I need to extinguish my bowl of cereal.
I wonder if the amount of combustion could be controlled, possibly by saying Buckaress in various intonations. If so, it would open a lot of energy saving possibilities.
I wonder, if you were quick enough to smother the fire, assuming it can be put out (which it should or their house would’ve burned down by now), could you use this curse to cook something? Also what would happen if you tried to toast a marshmallow on the food that’s been caught fire?
“Thou shall not mention her name in vain, for your food will be cursed for all eternity and a rain of fire shall befall your precious meals…”
-LOSRH, Book of Buckaress 5:04
Heh. Swinging jingle bells. XD
Wow, even the mere mention of her name causes food to combust.
“Even Muad Dib’s name is a Weirding Word”
Well crap, Buckaress’s cooking…”ability,” has progressed to be a memetic hazard. Someone alert the SCP…
Took me a while to get how he got from the song all the way to Bucky.
Same here.
So yeah… Buckaress’s over-abundance of cooking powers is definitely looking more and more like a curse. Now if you excuse me I need to extinguish my bowl of cereal.
That’s cleared my thoughts. Thanks for coitirbutnng.
I wonder if the amount of combustion could be controlled, possibly by saying Buckaress in various intonations. If so, it would open a lot of energy saving possibilities.
Ja, det händer när Amerikaner laga köttbullar.
Hey, things are improving, the egg shell didn’t combust.
Egg shell is not a proper food for a pony.
“Blücher!” (horses whinny)
Meanwhile, across town….
“MY WAFFLES! NOOOOOO!”
I wonder, if you were quick enough to smother the fire, assuming it can be put out (which it should or their house would’ve burned down by now), could you use this curse to cook something? Also what would happen if you tried to toast a marshmallow on the food that’s been caught fire?
Adding to that latter thought. If buckaress likes her marshmallow burnt, would they not burn? or just instantly turn to ash?
I just figured it out, Bukares has no super power the food dos :)
“Thou shall not mention her name in vain, for your food will be cursed for all eternity and a rain of fire shall befall your precious meals…”
-LOSRH, Book of Buckaress 5:04