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I am in no way a fan of sports, however, I could get into this.
You should have seen the -’08 team, that was a real game.
They’re eating wavy chips, instead of ruffled ones? Pssh!
Reminds me of the Bleach rules for Cleaning. Aka “No Bankai”:
In Shitropolis all games are CalvinBall.
With more violence and superpowers!
Perhaps more like Quidditch? One of the many psychotic things in those movies which would result in the loss of at least 20% of the student body, each year, if not for narrative invulnerability … ie. bad writing.
20%? Even if every year’s class size is the same as Harry’s, at the most the casualties wouldn’t top 10%.
I dunno. If they have enough wipe-outs into the stands, they could end up with some impressive casualty-counts. At the speeds they show the chasers going, a head-on crash into the stands could easily spear someone through the chest with the broomstick or take the person’s head clean off … well, not clean exactly, but thoroughly.
You wouldn’t end up with equal casualty rates all the way up the grades, I imagine. After you lose the more careless 40% of the 6th grade to Quidditch accidents and other magical mishaps that weren’t prevented by the careless teachers, the ones remaining will probably have a higher survival rate during their succeeding years. You might only lose 30% of the ones who graduated to the 7th grade, throughout that year, dropping all the way down to maybe 5% casualties for the 12th graders, throughout their final year.
You would end up with a curve for the number of students in each of the grades, allowing for a 6th grade enrollment of 100, each year, rounding casualties down, since if Hermione gets sliced in half and her top half survives somehow, the magical doctors can probably grow back her bottom half. So, we won’t count the original bottom half as a casualty.
Grade Casualty Rate Students Beginning
6 40% 100
7 30% 60
8 25% 42
9 20% 32
10 15% 26
11 10% 23
12 5% 21
So, you’d end up with 20 students graduating, out of the 100 enrolling 6th graders. 304 students enrolling each year; 224 graduating to the next grade/workforce. 26.32% casualties each year, for the entire student body.
Jeeze, without the mud-bloods bolstering the wizarding ranks, they would have been wiped out by now.
Damn, this thing doesn’t take ‘pre’ tags. It ate my table spacing. Oh well, it still looks readable.
It would be a(un)healthy mixture of Quiddich, Grifball, pre Theodore Roosevelt American Football and the unholy avatar of the entire comic industry.
OKAY,…
I laughed,… I couldn’t help it.
Yeah, Eva’s expressions alone did it.
Tiedrich and Boulet, eh? Good taste in, er, hockey players.
Why are you changing the channel?
Well, the games probably gets repetitive late in the season.. :p
What? No love for elder gods?
Well, okay, so summoning an elder god is more of a third or fourth quarter thing, but still…
Not repetitive as much as static. Can’t have an active game with only one or two people on each team who aren’t on the injured/deceased-until-the-retcon roster.
That’s why you put a necromancer or summoner on the team as the center. Need more players… just cast. And you got to protect your center.
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Wow, German spammers now. Cool.
hmm thats kida weird. haha but yeah if you think that protect you, then go ahead. usually when you go on snowboarding web sights they sell pads for your ass. when i fall when i’m boarding i usually fall on my knees first then my head.last year my brother broke his collar bone, now he’s okay. so go for it lacrosse pads!
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I apologize for my late reply. I’m in the middle of house moving, so my world is a bit chaotic at the moment, and probably until the beginning of March… I took an MM car to my local railway hobby supplier and compared it to H0 scale (1:87, miniatures too big) and to N scale (1:160, miniatures too small). But I found some kids in H0 scale which look good beside the MM cars.I actually have a crappy photo with the miniatures posing around the cars:Perhaps TT gauge or 15mm would work, however this is unconfirmed.
That’s the perfect insight in a thread like this.
I would watch the shit out of that game! Even if it escalated into a black hole disaster!
Agreed. I’m not much of a sports fan and I particularly dislike soccer, but the addition of badger monsters might just get me to tune in.
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Spam cleanup. Isle 7.
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You kids never heard of Mutant League Football and Hockey?
You were more concentrated in killing the quarterback and the goalie or avoiding falling into a black hole or being pulled by a tentacle coming out of the ice than in scoring.
I loved those games, and this strip made me remember about them.
I’m still confused at what they’re watching, since they look like fans of either soccer, rugby or quidditch.
Nah, I’m more of a Moopsball fan myself. Go team IOU! Fnord!
Yeah, I had both games, way back in the day.
We’re getting remakes of all of the shitty old games. Why can’t we get back one of those, or a remake of Speedball?
“all of the above” might be a decent description of local sports events.
An elder god has been summoned.
Then the other goalie summons a thunder God, and then it gets crazy!
To oppose an Elder God, you have to summon The World’s Mightiest Sushi Chef. That, or Möbius Dick, the multidimensional sperm whale, who eats multidimensional squid.
What if it’s a multidimensional octopus?
It’s about time someone wrote about this.
Jeeze, what’s with all of the spammers lately?
Dunno.
I just can’t imagine people actually clicking on the name link and getting redirected to the virus-distribution url. I mean, they must work on a tiny percentage. Virus spammers only do things that work.
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