“Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that god has spoken to them, they’re speaking to me … or they’re talking to themselves.”
“Why doesn’t God speak for himself?”
“Glad you decided to join the conversation. To answer that: human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God’s true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode in your chest. We went through five Adams, before we figured that one out.”
Well yeah, but if you’re gonna deliberately avoid drawing the background, drawing the benches but not the people that were sitting on them is kind of a weird way to go about it, because instead of just looking (justifiably) lazy in a way that people aren’t really gonna care about, there’s a glaring inconsistency that people are gonna pick up on which then becomes really difficult to ignore. People like me. Mostly people like me, actually. Possibly just me, but I’m pretty sure it’s just me.
Yeah, dude, pretty sure the court was mostly empty to begin with. Prosecuting devil’s chair is empty ‘cuz he is currently up by the witness stand, the jury box wouldn’t even be visible at this angle, so at most the foot of part of GG’s defense has been omitted. I guess this makes your typo kinda accurate, huh?
Nah, this is just a one-time thing, with whichever angelic force is using her as a puppet. She’ll be more powerful in the future, but I don’t think she’ll be capable of anything like this.
And without this being providing the juice, she’ll be super powerful … for about 15 seconds. Then, BGG will say, “Fuck it,” and wander off for a drink.
Everyone seems to be assuming it’s mind control, the context seems to suggest that the judge had more of a religious experience that caused him to come to a realization about what the outcome should be for the case.
Literally deus ex machina
Hey, don’t call GG a machina.
Deus Ex Femina Maxima.
Huh. I expected more of an divine command and less… halo mind control, but this works. This works.
Also, Satan Lawyer’s face in panel 3… ^µ^
And, y’know, second.
Two points to everyone who said that the judge would get hit with the halo. It’s not exactly the way we had in mind, but close enough.
Yeah, nothing anyone (even God) said was gonna make him change his mind, only way was to change it for him.
Is that “Aaaahhh” as in “the judge is screaming in pain” or as in “chorus of angels on high”?
Font sugest chorus
I like to imagine he is screaming in pain BUT it sounding like a choir of angels
Well, if you remember what happened when they opened the arc of covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark, that judge got really lucky.
I’m pretty sure only actual angels have holy radiance that’s physically hazardous to gaze upon. GG just looks like an angel.
…. and walks like an angel.
…. and talks like an angel.
Buuuut I goooot wise
She’s the D—sorry, got distracted there for a second. What were we talking about?
“Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that god has spoken to them, they’re speaking to me … or they’re talking to themselves.”
“Why doesn’t God speak for himself?”
“Glad you decided to join the conversation. To answer that: human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God’s true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode in your chest. We went through five Adams, before we figured that one out.”
– Dogma
More than an “ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL” I feel that it is more of a revelation of some sort.
Yep. And now, my head is all full of Harbinger soft-talking FemShep.
Harbinger: “I am the Harbinger of your ascension… This hurts you… I know you feel this…”
God Mode activated!
You win the comments section for the day!
The sound of his hammer on the 3th panel…
Does every judge owns a mjolnir?
Only if they are worthy…
Shall possess the power of Thor.
Looks like a certain god (not saying who, but related to this comments) was turning a blind eye on this case until now.
Looks like a little bird told him to bring some sense into this non-sense case. (Huginn or Muninn? Make your bets!)
The judge should be glad he decided it was better to only losing the case. (As he was against GG even before the trial started)
Nah, old one eye wasn’t present.
pretty sure its thoc which sounds appropriate, but making the sound of Thor would be interesting …. probably more of a kra-koom though
Wait… can you even charge someone with contempt of court after dismissing the case?
Oh yeah. I forgot that it was Judge Hawthorne they were dealing with.
I think he just had a literal talk with God, he needs some time to…remember where he is I think
Don’t dis the judge.
I don’t see why you can’t be charged with contempt on the way out of the courtroom, if you do something egregious enough.
Counter sue for defamation now. Religion has heaps of money they can spare a few 10’s of millions.
Time for pink to slink off. Someone has her back.
Is BGG takes over after this use of the Halo’s power, I can definitely see her trying.
Also, why is the courtroom suddenly empty in panel 1?
For the same reason it’s dark in panel 2?
Well yeah, but if you’re gonna deliberately avoid drawing the background, drawing the benches but not the people that were sitting on them is kind of a weird way to go about it, because instead of just looking (justifiably) lazy in a way that people aren’t really gonna care about, there’s a glaring inconsistency that people are gonna pick up on which then becomes really difficult to ignore. People like me. Mostly people like me, actually. Possibly just me, but I’m pretty sure it’s just me.
Sorry, I meant I’m pretty sure it’s not just me
Yeah, dude, pretty sure the court was mostly empty to begin with. Prosecuting devil’s chair is empty ‘cuz he is currently up by the witness stand, the jury box wouldn’t even be visible at this angle, so at most the foot of part of GG’s defense has been omitted. I guess this makes your typo kinda accurate, huh?
This is a bit frightening on the power scale.
I think it has already been shown GG was giving away part of LP’s stipend the charity without his consent.
Nah, this is just a one-time thing, with whichever angelic force is using her as a puppet. She’ll be more powerful in the future, but I don’t think she’ll be capable of anything like this.
And without this being providing the juice, she’ll be super powerful … for about 15 seconds. Then, BGG will say, “Fuck it,” and wander off for a drink.
“O Lord, bless this Thy holy halo that, Thou thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
Or shall imprison Satan for a period of not less than seven days for contempt of court. Amen.
Err, is that BGG who’s being naughty in your sight?
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
Everyone seems to be assuming it’s mind control, the context seems to suggest that the judge had more of a religious experience that caused him to come to a realization about what the outcome should be for the case.
Nah, not everyone.
Emotional manipulation of some sort seems about right, based upon the previously-established powers of the halo.
JESUS ERR GOOD-GIRL COMPELS YOU.
Nope. Good Girl is just a servitor.
Buckaress getting some training, GG divine powers, LP showing potential to be Laser Stalion, Keith… doing… something for Beer…
The team is getting epic!
I dunno; what kind of beer is Keith getting? He might be a bit more epic with tequila.
Yup, that’s the old manipulative man, alright…
“B..b..but your only supposed to abuse your powers to help ME win! This is a miscarriage of justice! i demand an unfair trial!”
In the aaarms of angels!
Their boss most likely.
I can’t believe nobody caught the Boston Legal reference (itself a reference to Dubya) in the last panel!
Been waiting for THAT all day.