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Hopefully he gets something with a usable ability….
But considering this comic ;)
Hey, this is great! No one will ever know he’s wearing a helmet. The next guy who tries to punch him in the head — WHAM! — broken fingers. XD
Also you can give some suprisingly powerful headbutts
Of course it generates massive amounts of heat, while it’s operating, which could be a bit problematic. On the plus side, it adds heat damage to his headbutts.
Now he can ride his bike safely and still look cool.
Well, an whole armour that can’t be seen would have some tatical use. I wonder if he’s going to get cloths of ogre strenght and become the mayor’s side kick :)
He didn’t ask for that. He asked for the resume of invisibility.
why would you want clothes of ogre strength? they’d be extremely stiff and heavy.
And Ogre strength odor? May have it’s uses.
And now he needs the sword of Jello, the armor of holes, and +5 boots of very high heels of pain and discomfort. With the amulet of dead weight of course!
Don’t forget the sweater of scratchyness.
Armor of holes? I’m pretty sure that’s just called “chainmail”.
Oh, sorry, armor of holes bikini.
Lets not forget the tong of wedges.
No, next come the seven-league boots. And as Sir Pterry once observed, having one foot twenty-one miles ahead of the other can cause some serious groin injuries.
Luck for him that he didn´t got some fire-throwing undies.
Hey don’t knock an invisible helmet.
All he needs is an invisible full body armour and he’d totally look like he’s invuberable
Unless it is an illusionary helmet.
I guess there could be some psychological tricks you could play, but the stuff would still be heavy and take up space.
Whoever is giving him these things us probably one of those DMs who like handing out magic items with a side of sadism.
Sounds like my last game of Paranoia.
My last game of Paranoia, I lost 6 clones trying to get to the briefing room.
You mean you managed to get out of bed?
Bed? We never had beds. We wished we had beds. We were decanted then had to find the briefing room.
It looks like the Guardians of the Universe are now under a new management called: “The Guardians of the Galaxy”
well this seems like the setup for a bunch of bald blue guys getting headbutted with an invisible steel bowl.
Funny, I can’t recall watching that Smurfs episode.
Or is an deleted scene from the movies?
Well … invisibility is pretty cool, and it can hardly be harmful, right?
I’m reminded of one of the mad-scientist-like developments of one of the corporations in Fallout 4. The stuff makes people invisible, but a side effect is that it often makes those people permanently invisible, inaudible, and intangible.
I think it’s called disintegration.
I’m pretty sure that’s what they were implying, yes. Bethesda is good at hinting at and describing the background details of the shit that … say Vault-Tec does, letting you fill in the horrifying gaps on your own. Even if the macro writing is sometimes a bit weak, they’re good at the details.
And the set designers have way to much time of their hands, with which to mess around with the teddy bears.
Let’s not forget that the Stealth-Boys, the things that actually turned people invisible, caused a lot of mental problems with long-term use. It was more pronounced in Nightkin, but could subtly affect humans as well.
Eh, what’s a little schizophrenia between friends? Now, you can be your own best friend.
Yeah, sanity is for the weak.
Hey, I don’t suffer from mental illness. I enjoy every moment of it. And so do I.
Not necessarily. It could very well make them permanently invisible, inaudible, and intangible and still completely alive which is arguably a fate much more horrible than mere disintegration.
Nah, these are the corporations of the Fallout world that we’re talking about. It’s disintegration.
I wonder if the chosen one will eventually end up just being given a blogsite from which to “deal out justice in his realm.”
Dawn of Social Justice?
Nah the funny thing is that all the items work normally, but the chosen one is immune to super powers / Divine Items.
Me suspects that this ‘chosen one’ is being conned by a higher power scammer.
You really think that the 12-step programs are involved?
unrelated to this comic: I hear in upcoming Justice League movie there will be something called “Flying Fox”. Heh.
Heh, wacky. Yeah, it looks like that’s the Justice League’s troop-transport jet.
Can’t most of them fly on their own?
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