lasers suffer divergence and spreads out with distance, plus the atmosphere plays a role in spreading. Wavelength also plays a part in it. There might be some self correcting aspect with Pony’s laser. So I’m guessing less than two seconds away would by my wild ass guess.
Last comic by mr. Dork was 584, that was almost six weeks ago. Is mr. Dork on an extended vacation or what has happened to the previous Dork-Sausage team-up?
Even if I personally prefer the updated style (and longer scripts) of mr. Sausage, the one-shot strips of mr. Dork are still needed (not the unfunny “kicking LP in the nuts once again for the Nth time”-gnome strips though).
We really don’t know the scale of that ship or the enemy fleet. Think of the ending of the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” movie. An entire fleet came to Earth in order to attack. Then they were swallowed by a small dog. If this fleet was a similar scale, then Laser Pony would have no difficulty wiping them out by one short blast.
Spiders: the final trigger.
This is the voyages of the laser beam shot by a class-C superhero called Laser Pony. It’s mission: to destroy everything in its path and go where no man can survive.
….just how powerful is he, anyway? I mean, the asteroid was impressive enough (instantly vaporising several hundred thousand to several million tons of rock, assuming nickel-iron or something dense from the lack of breakup during descent), but an entire fleet of warships in space, when he’s firing a laser from inside an atmosphere on a planet they are not even in orbit around? And they presumably had some form of protection from laser weapons, given how common they would be?
I begin to see why LP’s dimensional counterparts are considered great super-heroes.
Seriously, look up “Glass Cannon” on TVTropes.
There’s also the Lensman novel series
it takes a little bit into the plot to get why united mental powers across billions are the most powerful weapon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lensman_series#Plot
Deus Ex LaserPony.
And to think they discontinued the program that created LP……
Didn’t the Federal government restart it recently? I seem to recall it gaining a military budget, and test subjects.
Yeah and then nothing more is heard about the program which has led me to think it was cancelled again.
Yup. It’s probably, first we grow a third eye in the forehead, then we make that eye a laser eye…
Making only one eye shoot lasers would be a solution to the blindness problem. But this is Shitropolis so I don’t expect them to think of that.
But what to do about butt itchiness?
Good idea, although you’d still lose depth perception, no the best for fighting, particularly ranged fighting.
I’d rather think of replacing the eyes by some other organ. Ouch, never mind!
Something like a, I don’t know… an actual working brain that make the user think before they act?
Only if it shoots lasers!
Asuming his beams travel ad the absolute speed, how long ago did he fired that beam?
lasers suffer divergence and spreads out with distance, plus the atmosphere plays a role in spreading. Wavelength also plays a part in it. There might be some self correcting aspect with Pony’s laser. So I’m guessing less than two seconds away would by my wild ass guess.
Don’t assume. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
Last comic by mr. Dork was 584, that was almost six weeks ago. Is mr. Dork on an extended vacation or what has happened to the previous Dork-Sausage team-up?
Even if I personally prefer the updated style (and longer scripts) of mr. Sausage, the one-shot strips of mr. Dork are still needed (not the unfunny “kicking LP in the nuts once again for the Nth time”-gnome strips though).
Heh, yeah, a vacation called work. Sadly I don’t have time to draw comics right now. Glad you miss me:)
His lasers are THAT powerful? We now know his extent….unless he can defeat a god with those things
We really don’t know the scale of that ship or the enemy fleet. Think of the ending of the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” movie. An entire fleet came to Earth in order to attack. Then they were swallowed by a small dog. If this fleet was a similar scale, then Laser Pony would have no difficulty wiping them out by one short blast.
All of his other Dimensional counterparts are considered to be the Strongest Supers in their respective dimensions. Ours just so happens to be a moron
Gods are overrated.
Thanks to LP he just saved ‘space Picard’
Hooorah!
(LP needs more spiders to unlock his potential!)
Someday, we need to see a crossover with LaserPony and spinnerette… Reason? Everyone love crossovers…
Unless directed by Snyder.
As long as it’s not M. Night Shyamalan, I’m in.
I haven’t read much of spinerette but isn’t she….you know? COMPETENT?
So, LaserPony is doing as much good in the universe as the LaserStallions do, he just doesn’t get any credit for it?
I figure it’s because when they do it, it’s on purpose.
LP reminds me quite a bunch of the Titular hero Mob of “Mob Psycho 100″. One very high powered superpower but pretty useless everywhere else.
Spiders: the final trigger.
This is the voyages of the laser beam shot by a class-C superhero called Laser Pony. It’s mission: to destroy everything in its path and go where no man can survive.
But here’s the question – did he wipe out the bad guys… or the good guys?
Bad guys. Only good guys do Captain’s log.
Not to mention that the bad guys have the coolest looking ships.
Oh yeah, and cooler uniforms.
AAND the hottest babes! :o~
And better one liners. Sigh.
And sports badass goatees.
….just how powerful is he, anyway? I mean, the asteroid was impressive enough (instantly vaporising several hundred thousand to several million tons of rock, assuming nickel-iron or something dense from the lack of breakup during descent), but an entire fleet of warships in space, when he’s firing a laser from inside an atmosphere on a planet they are not even in orbit around? And they presumably had some form of protection from laser weapons, given how common they would be?
Eek.
As Strong as They (the artists) Need him to Be
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrongAsTheyNeedToBe
I was gonna go with Rule Of Funny, but that works too.
Do NOT cross the streams!
the butterfly effect in motion
butterfly flaps it’s wings
spider catches buterfly
people notice spider
people tell lp
alien armada is gone
I’ve finally came up with the worlds greatest superhero battle Lazer Pony Vs Spiderman – No Survivors