Ya know, they’very never said quite why they are doomed. If it’s an attack by the crystal spiders of webopolis, they should just point him the right direction and say so…
Lazer because he has Cyclops’ blast, which also isn’t laser nor lazer.
pony because of ???.
Saddle because of pony.
Handle bars because of the saddle (and for aiming).
Being blind means someone else has to aim his lasers, that’s why he has the handlebars and saddle, his name would have been Laser Stallion, but he didn’t feel he deserved such a name.
Like he was never called that…
Well, he *is* an idiot, to be fair. It’s just that this time he’s not at fault for a change.
To be fair. they were strapping a guy who accidentally blasted an enemy fleet. from the ground on earth. And still hasn’t been told he did that.
It’s not about whether you win or lose; it’s how you place the blame.
But it is usually better to win.
Winning also usually results in plenty of blame to go around, as well. Almost no victories are flawless rollovers.
Yup. So own it.
Venting is always good. So I’ve been told at least.
Ya know, they’very never said quite why they are doomed. If it’s an attack by the crystal spiders of webopolis, they should just point him the right direction and say so…
The civilization somewhere behind webtropolis is equally doomed then, i gues…
Purple Andorians.
Pandorians?
Barndorians?
I have never understood his name ‘Lazer Pony’. Why is Pony in his name, why the saddle and WHY the handle bars coming out of his head??
Lazer because he has Cyclops’ blast, which also isn’t laser nor lazer.
pony because of ???.
Saddle because of pony.
Handle bars because of the saddle (and for aiming).
Being blind means someone else has to aim his lasers, that’s why he has the handlebars and saddle, his name would have been Laser Stallion, but he didn’t feel he deserved such a name.
but no one ever aims him, and never in the saddle.
Buckaress has tried to ride him and aim for him a few times, but it’s never gone particularly well. They never really got past the practice sessions.
Now that Eva has a girlfriend, she probably won’t be riding LP anymore. Pity, since Eva’s aim has gotten a lot better lately.
In the country of the starfish-hands, the fingered freak is king still an idiot.
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kingWhy do I have this odd feeling that Lazer Pony will somehow save the day anyway?
With a sneeze or something like that.