1 – Have to shoping => In this city, you can find a villian and lost the day.
2 – Vacuum the room => Laser pony make a lot of holes, trying to kill a spider. Don’t need to vaccum…
3 – Change the tires => Too much work
4 – Iron the shirts => Too much work
1 – Have to shoping => Go to WRONG store and buy everything wrong.
2 – Vacuum the room => Make a room without air and make gyrognome blue, trying to breath.
3 – Change the tires => change tires for off-road tires
4 – Iron the shirts => Puts iron plates on shirts.
Fortunately, my Christmas shopping was easy. My family is only doing serious gifts for my niece and nephew, and my wife made a huge amount of homemade soap for random little gifts, when we want to give something symbolic but not load someone down with an object that they’ll feel the need to keep and take up space, because they’d feel guilty tossing a gift. Consumables make the best gifts.
I have discovered that food is a wonderful gift. Unusual and upscale enough to be gifty, with virtually no chance of it going unused. Wine, flavored coffee, restaurant gift cards…all excellent gifts.
Depends. We have a very large box of fancy cookies, somewhere around the house, which someone gave us for Christmas, 2 or 3 years back. Everyone here eats pretty healthy, so no one wanted to open the thing.
You know how it is. Every night, a little after midnight, I remember the things that I have to get done which can only be done during business hours.
Same thing with pawning stuff onto guests. At this point, I think we should only give them to guests who we really don’t like … and my brother-in-law never comes over here.
How are any of those things super critical? If he doesn’t do those things, he’s fucked …
The shopping could only be that serious if he had to pick up some drugs that would keep someone from dying, and one missed day could prove fatal. Changing the tires could technically cause a flat tire that otherwise wouldn’t have happened, but we’re talking about a really, really slim chance.
It depends whether or not Amazon has set up a local, same-day service in Shitropolis. We have a whole lot of that stuff where I’m at.
I’m in a fairly advanced metro area, though. I have full-gigabit, fiber internet-service for close to the price that most people in the US pay for 30 megabit cable-modem service or whatever. I could have gotten 360 gigabit fiber-service for $50/month, but I decided to bump it up a bit, just because.
Looks like Keith’s take the Beatle’s “Tomorrow Never Knows” quite literally: Turn off your mind relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void,
It is shining, it is shining.
Looks like Keith’s take the Beatle’s “Tomorrow Never Knows” quite literally: Turn off your mind relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void,
It is shining, it is shining.
Gonna post my reaction tomorrow.
You’re only a day awaaaay!
Or in Keith’s case, he’s always a day away.
(Funnily, there are huge discussions regarding that one word difference in the lyrics of that song)
geez, I just marathoned this entire series in a day… this comic is awesome
1 – Have to shoping => In this city, you can find a villian and lost the day.
2 – Vacuum the room => Laser pony make a lot of holes, trying to kill a spider. Don’t need to vaccum…
3 – Change the tires => Too much work
4 – Iron the shirts => Too much work
Just ask to good girl make everything…
Don’t you think that GG has something better to do? (probably not)
Besides, her bad side can surface at any time… (most probably)
… and wacky hijinks ensue. I like your idea. Let’s do it.
How do you add the “quoting” square? Is a tag?
<blockquote>Quoted text.</blockquote>=
Now, you just have to figure out how I displayed the tags without having the blog process them as HTML tags. :-P
1 – Have to shoping => Go to WRONG store and buy everything wrong.
2 – Vacuum the room => Make a room without air and make gyrognome blue, trying to breath.
3 – Change the tires => change tires for off-road tires
4 – Iron the shirts => Puts iron plates on shirts.
GG = BD version. Maybe works…
GG = BG
YOU’VE BEEN SPYING ON ME!! WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS?!
Um … I mean … don’t you hate lazy people like that?
I would tell you, but, come back later, tomorrow, perhaps.
Eh, that doesn’t really work with my schedule.
Which reminds me, must get the christmas shopping done today…
Fortunately, my Christmas shopping was easy. My family is only doing serious gifts for my niece and nephew, and my wife made a huge amount of homemade soap for random little gifts, when we want to give something symbolic but not load someone down with an object that they’ll feel the need to keep and take up space, because they’d feel guilty tossing a gift. Consumables make the best gifts.
I have discovered that food is a wonderful gift. Unusual and upscale enough to be gifty, with virtually no chance of it going unused. Wine, flavored coffee, restaurant gift cards…all excellent gifts.
Depends. We have a very large box of fancy cookies, somewhere around the house, which someone gave us for Christmas, 2 or 3 years back. Everyone here eats pretty healthy, so no one wanted to open the thing.
We should toss the thing, one of these months.
Use cookies on guests.
You know how it is. Every night, a little after midnight, I remember the things that I have to get done which can only be done during business hours.
Same thing with pawning stuff onto guests. At this point, I think we should only give them to guests who we really don’t like … and my brother-in-law never comes over here.
How are any of those things super critical? If he doesn’t do those things, he’s fucked …
The shopping could only be that serious if he had to pick up some drugs that would keep someone from dying, and one missed day could prove fatal. Changing the tires could technically cause a flat tire that otherwise wouldn’t have happened, but we’re talking about a really, really slim chance.
Wait. He’s on a computer. He could have ordered online. Nah.
It depends whether or not Amazon has set up a local, same-day service in Shitropolis. We have a whole lot of that stuff where I’m at.
I’m in a fairly advanced metro area, though. I have full-gigabit, fiber internet-service for close to the price that most people in the US pay for 30 megabit cable-modem service or whatever. I could have gotten 360 gigabit fiber-service for $50/month, but I decided to bump it up a bit, just because.
well since it’s shitropolis they probably use real live amazons for service in that area.
Maybe that’s how Arachno-Dude pays the bills.
Unless…
The cupboards are empty, a potential defect was spotted in one of his tyres, his dust trails could be used to incriminate his movements, etc.
probably his super villain disguise, and if he does not get it, hes fired from his work mayhaps?
Eh. If you leave it for long enough, the problem resolves itself.
There is two key beliefs to procrastination, one, why do it today when you can do it tomorrow and two, tomorrow never comes.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off right now.
Looks like Keith’s take the Beatle’s “Tomorrow Never Knows” quite literally:
Turn off your mind relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void,
It is shining, it is shining.
Looks like Keith’s take the Beatle’s “Tomorrow Never Knows” quite literally:
Turn off your mind relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void,
It is shining, it is shining.
NOTICE! – The monthly meeting of the Shitropolis Apathetic Procrastination Society has been postponed due to lack of interest.
I can’t believe it was a member of the society who posted that notice.
It wasn’t. And it took a hell of a lot of effort to get one of them to get a family member to do it.