He thought he’d join the Power Group just for the halibut, and now look at the carp he has to put up with. Cod-willing one of the other super teams will accept his resume.
Depends on what, exactly, the power is. If it is absolute control of all bodies of water within his eyesight & exact knowledge of their contents… Get that man space-side ASAP!
If it is enhanced strength directly proporational to the size of the body of water in which he is submersed, then don’t.
Asstronmus, is going on about the rookie’s powers all being tied to the ocean.
Just to clearify
1) is it specifically salt water or water in general
2) has he got to be surrounded by said water or can he control water he’s not in
becouse if he can control any water & he doesn’t need to be in the water to control it, then as anyone who’s seen avatar the last airbender will tell you, he’s a water bender (bearing in mind that the human body is mostly water), and if he’s a water bender then in theory he can become a bloodbender and control humans
Deep dish bacon wrapped bacon on a layer of bacon topped with real bacon bits. (with cardiologist on speed dial) I’m Italian so I’d have to add bacon wrapped pancetta.
Nice plot hook.
Looks like the rookie has haddock up to here with Asstronomus just tuna him out all the time, you can almost see the anchor in his eye.
He thought he’d join the Power Group just for the halibut, and now look at the carp he has to put up with. Cod-willing one of the other super teams will accept his resume.
Don’t be an aholehole
Fish pun
Oh yeah, and here are some airline tickets if you need to go somewhere far.
And cab money.
Well, it’s just common sense to stay where you’re most effective. Asstronimus is totally right here and she’s just being a petulant imbecile.
Given the shape of the pants in the last panel, I’m pretty sure that’s a “he” not a “she”. Presumably those are chiseled pecs…
Ahem, it’s a aquatic slang for all underwater heroes or heroines. They are all called she. Aquaman is considered a she. Yup, according to Sarcastro.
Im sure s/he’s wearing a cod piece!
Obviously for the Halibut.
Pretty obviously a “he”, but I think he’d probably look pretty good in a dress…
Depends on what, exactly, the power is. If it is absolute control of all bodies of water within his eyesight & exact knowledge of their contents… Get that man space-side ASAP!
If it is enhanced strength directly proporational to the size of the body of water in which he is submersed, then don’t.
Wait, wouldn’t the ocean – or at least parts of it – be literally under fed. jurisdiction? and space would be above its jurisdiction.
No, it would technically be next to fed. jurisdiction. The Underground World would be under fed. jurisdiction.
Nah, anything within 100 miles of the US is under the fed’s jurisdiction, plus whatever they can get away with.
Are we seeing the inciting incident that leads to the Redundant Universe equivalent of Atlantis Attacks?
So… You are down to the Aquaman jokes?
OMG…
Just remembered the Cthulhu-Joke
Does Godzilla count as marine life? Sometimes he lives on an island…
Asstronmus, is going on about the rookie’s powers all being tied to the ocean.
Just to clearify
1) is it specifically salt water or water in general
2) has he got to be surrounded by said water or can he control water he’s not in
becouse if he can control any water & he doesn’t need to be in the water to control it, then as anyone who’s seen avatar the last airbender will tell you, he’s a water bender (bearing in mind that the human body is mostly water), and if he’s a water bender then in theory he can become a bloodbender and control humans
Don’t forget, talk to fish.
Why would mer-people want to invade the surface anyway?
for only one thing: Bacon
Even better: Deep Dish bacon wrapped pizza!
Deep Dish bacon wrapped pizza, with bacon wrapped ribeye Kobe steak with truffles.
Deep dish bacon wrapped bacon on a layer of bacon topped with real bacon bits. (with cardiologist on speed dial) I’m Italian so I’d have to add bacon wrapped pancetta.
I guess this applies:
https://vimeo.com/90127834
there was a time that the Sub Mariner was accused of attacking New York he was just there to get a bagel.
Behold the double-edged blade of non-fungibility:
If you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.