In a world only thinly removed from a host of malevolent deities, I’m glad to know my favorite snack foods are not only nutritionally sound, but also metaphysically reinforced, for tasty goodness that lasts all day and into the afterlife.
Personally, I’m comforted by that knowledge. Do you have any idea how many snack brands sacrifice actual sentient life and don’t even have a demon lord 1/10th as chill as Hexagon?
LOL. Don’t use it just in case, it’s getting rather expensive because of growing demand and poor harvests (guess not enough virgins around anymore… or something).
It’s good to know that by buying Farm Fresh I’m not only getting fresh food, but also contributing to helping protect the world from Hexagon’s wrath! It’s always nice when companies do humanitarian work like that.
To Hexagon, Vulture and Medium, the Unholy Trinity! Sometimes they quarrel among them and weird things happen, you know, so you better have all the three on your side.
They’re probably associating with Third-Tier level demons. Less powerful & influential, hence they’re stuck at the Third Tier. They’re always looking to move up in the Infernal Hierarchy, but they’re association with Farm Fresh keeps them stuck where they are.
Ah well, a demon’s reach should always exceed his grasp. Otherwise, what’s the purpose of a hell for anyway?
In a world where transdimensional beings are a thing it is perfectly valid to advertise with having appeased Lord N-Agon.
Right. And… and… it was uh… self defense! Yeah… the… baby animals was attacking… yeah… yeah. Totally. Uh-huh.
Sacrific-ilicious!
“The heart of snacks” is one mubling away from being “the heart attacks”
I did not know cholesterol was measured in mumblings. One learns something new every day.
In a world only thinly removed from a host of malevolent deities, I’m glad to know my favorite snack foods are not only nutritionally sound, but also metaphysically reinforced, for tasty goodness that lasts all day and into the afterlife.
Well, at least it was not green and made from pe… errm… “plancton”
Sol: *slams book closed, goes for walk…
Personally, I’m comforted by that knowledge. Do you have any idea how many snack brands sacrifice actual sentient life and don’t even have a demon lord 1/10th as chill as Hexagon?
Yeah, this could have been a good deal worse.
Yes, although Mammon is 100 timess as powerful than Hexagon, he’s hardly 1/100 as cool.
When you use the Hairy Arm Technique, but the boss didn’t notice the hairy arm…
…Now i have to wonder what actually makes virgin olive oil!
LOL. Don’t use it just in case, it’s getting rather expensive because of growing demand and poor harvests (guess not enough virgins around anymore… or something).
Well, there would be a lot more virgin olive oil around if you could get rid of all those spinach-eating sailors.
I thought that was collected at comic book stores.
We…“Those guys” surely have greasy faces…I would guess that a similar process is used to make baby oil…
I’m so glad they changed that bit about “ingredients *of* local producers”!
The only thing that worries me about virgin olives is that it implies that some olives aren’t virgins. Gross…
Personally,I draw the line before I would go to a bakery that hires some guy to refill cream donuts…
It’s good to know that by buying Farm Fresh I’m not only getting fresh food, but also contributing to helping protect the world from Hexagon’s wrath! It’s always nice when companies do humanitarian work like that.
Huh… Can sacrifices to Hexagon also influence elections? If so, that might explain a few things.
To Hexagon, Vulture and Medium, the Unholy Trinity! Sometimes they quarrel among them and weird things happen, you know, so you better have all the three on your side.
“Brought to you by your friends at the Monsanto Company.”
I was thinking ConAgra, personally
Oh please! Like any self-respecting demon-lord would want to hang around with those guys! Even hellspawn have standards.
They’re probably associating with Third-Tier level demons. Less powerful & influential, hence they’re stuck at the Third Tier. They’re always looking to move up in the Infernal Hierarchy, but they’re association with Farm Fresh keeps them stuck where they are.
Ah well, a demon’s reach should always exceed his grasp. Otherwise, what’s the purpose of a hell for anyway?
Who wee you the last time you lived?
Oh, this is still my first life. I’m an undercover Angel on a mission in Hell.
:)