I know, right? He should be foaming at the mouth, screaming, and blaming Obama and Hillary for the psychic vampire conspiracy, then segue into an add for a weight loss shake that has 4000 more calories per serving than the human body needs per day, and is made of 90% lead and 5% soy. Huh, if he uses that stuff, I wonder if [i]that[/i] is why he’s so coo-coo for coa-coa puffs?
MidnightX, thanks for that. You beat me to it, and It’s all connected. Not alternate reality. Time loop. … Superhumans arms race, Armageddon, end of the world, inevitable. Is the future immutable? Can destiny be changed? Will they allow it?
But how many such coincidences does it take before it becomes mathematically impossible to be merely coincidence?
According to the mathematicians, something like 10 (power of 50)-to-1 against…That theory has quite a way to go yet.
Hmm, I supose in Shirtropolis, anny claimed conspiracy has even ads on being true :)
In Shirtropolis, the only conspiracy theories are about tees, polos and vests!
There is one problem with the theory. Inter dimensional psychic vampires need good quality post it notes too.
So they keep the good quality ones for themselves, and make all the ones that fail quality control available to everyone else.
Man, this is tame compared to real life.
I know, right? He should be foaming at the mouth, screaming, and blaming Obama and Hillary for the psychic vampire conspiracy, then segue into an add for a weight loss shake that has 4000 more calories per serving than the human body needs per day, and is made of 90% lead and 5% soy. Huh, if he uses that stuff, I wonder if [i]that[/i] is why he’s so coo-coo for coa-coa puffs?
The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!
Nice The Question JLU reference!
There *was* a magic bullet! It was created by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!
If you carve your name onto a bullet, they’ll just kill you some other way.
We should make a festival to tell the world about it.
MidnightX, thanks for that. You beat me to it, and It’s all connected. Not alternate reality. Time loop. … Superhumans arms race, Armageddon, end of the world, inevitable. Is the future immutable? Can destiny be changed? Will they allow it?
Topically applied fluoride doesn’t prevent tooth decay! It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite!
Love the JLU reference
But to prevent all that tooth decay, you can now buy our new and improved plutonium free toothpaste (with polish for the antenna in your radio teeth).
There is NOT any “vampire psyckick” bs out there.
The Interdimentional Succubi wouldn’t alooud
“It’s not a bad idea, though. Write that down.”
“Sure. No, wait, I did already had this idea, last week! I just forgot until now.”
“Why did you forget?”
“I wrote it on — a Post-it Note.”
“…Dammit.”
The conspiracy equivalent to Rule 34.
Not only that but THE CHEMICALS FROM THE POST IT NOTES ARE GETTING INTO THE WATER AND TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY
Ha, it’s Alex Jones
But how many such coincidences does it take before it becomes mathematically impossible to be merely coincidence?
According to the mathematicians, something like 10 (power of 50)-to-1 against…That theory has quite a way to go yet.
They’re turning the frogs into supers!
Right wing propaganda in a nutshell