At least they didn’t send him with them. He would be all like “Leave me out of this!”
Thinking it better, this would be an excellent chance to be included in an off-world mission, since he was so unfairly discriminated for his lack of powers.
He’s got a completely valid point, sometimes when you hire someone to do something or check on a problem it’s not something they can do anything about. That doesn’t mean you get to stiff them for the work that they did, just like you can’t tell your car mechanic ‘well since you couldn’t find what was causing that rattling noise I’m not paying you’.
As Status Quo is God, they’ll eventually return with one of the Indifferent Halo Girls who’ll become Good Girl again, and I expect the other one to stay with the cultists as the “Tomorrow-I’ll-Be-Your-Good-Girl-But-Defintitively-Not-Today” Girl (probably fulfilling the ominous prophecy truly literally).
I’m awaiting Unleashed Gyrognome from Hell vs. Strange Cultists from BraindaMage or whereever
So, that’s the hidden entrance to Flying Echo-locating Nocturnal Mammal Man’s Secret Lair. Subtle.
No, that’s the party lair entrance they had the whole time.
Correction: Party Grotto
I’d prefer party lair nevertheless.
Mmm… party lair.
At least they didn’t send him with them. He would be all like “Leave me out of this!”
Thinking it better, this would be an excellent chance to be included in an off-world mission, since he was so unfairly discriminated for his lack of powers.
Ah, a Microsoft charlatan. Factually correct, but totally useless.
Those cultists are so fucked. Their groins specially.
Don’t worry they just been transported to join the MCU.
That would be Marvelous, true believers!
Alright… We need a hero!
GNOME! SOMEONE STEAL YOUR HOUSE!
*Watch lazy pony suffering*
Stolen house? Yup. Stolen by the future!
Well, I guess that’s solved the 2 Good Girls problem.
He’s got a completely valid point, sometimes when you hire someone to do something or check on a problem it’s not something they can do anything about. That doesn’t mean you get to stiff them for the work that they did, just like you can’t tell your car mechanic ‘well since you couldn’t find what was causing that rattling noise I’m not paying you’.
As Status Quo is God, they’ll eventually return with one of the Indifferent Halo Girls who’ll become Good Girl again, and I expect the other one to stay with the cultists as the “Tomorrow-I’ll-Be-Your-Good-Girl-But-Defintitively-Not-Today” Girl (probably fulfilling the ominous prophecy truly literally).
This seems like an overly elaborate way to get your cult its own swimming pool.