Henchman 35 needs to be realistic, he’s got a black eye that isn’t covered in his henchman insurance, his hooded robe is made of cheap fabric and actually accelerates frostbite. And all for a demon who won’t pay you because your a worshipper on a zero hour contract, being called in to cover only ten minutes at a time so he won’t get paid for at least an hour.
So yes, listen to the heroes and hand over the finite stone!
Have they actually attempted to have LP blast him yet? I mean, his power is more or less the one of the stronger powers.
…have we had any giant robot teams in this comic yet? A giant robot could probably do it.
Or they could just convert his cultists to the church of GG. We’re dealing with a demonic entity who are usually powered by being simply what they are and the devotion and ritualistic worship by their cultists, meaning less cultists he has, more GG has, more the fight should go in her favor.
Plus face it, who wouldn’t wanna worship GG, she’s arguably one of the nicest heroes out there when she isn’t ‘tapped out’ and goes BGG…in which case worship her so she doesn’t beat your sorry butt into the dirt.
Hexagon seems to have a lot of power for a not so big cult following. While the cultists may in fact worship him, it’s possible that Hex is an autonomous being who relies on them only as minions. As such, conversion may not do very much. But that’s just speculation :)
On a side note, if GG had a cult of followers constantly doing good deeds in her name, would she ever get “tapped out”?
I have no clue, but I’d love to find out. And see it horribly backfire as there is too much good and BGG has a level up to ‘balance the scales’ as it ALWAYS backfires.
Do you suppose that Mr. Sausage might be regretting including a character who speaks only in rhyme, or has he, as Alex accused Terragon of doing, worked a bunch of these out in advance?
Neither, actually. I wanted to try to challenge myself to write the rhyming demon for a while, but I haven’t written any of the rhymes in advance. So far, I still enjoy it.
Henchman 35 needs to be realistic, he’s got a black eye that isn’t covered in his henchman insurance, his hooded robe is made of cheap fabric and actually accelerates frostbite. And all for a demon who won’t pay you because your a worshipper on a zero hour contract, being called in to cover only ten minutes at a time so he won’t get paid for at least an hour.
So yes, listen to the heroes and hand over the finite stone!
“Henchman”? That’s insulting! Their pronouns are “cultists” and “minions”!
I prefer “mooks” myself. That or “goons”.
Have they actually attempted to have LP blast him yet? I mean, his power is more or less the one of the stronger powers.
…have we had any giant robot teams in this comic yet? A giant robot could probably do it.
Or they could just convert his cultists to the church of GG. We’re dealing with a demonic entity who are usually powered by being simply what they are and the devotion and ritualistic worship by their cultists, meaning less cultists he has, more GG has, more the fight should go in her favor.
Plus face it, who wouldn’t wanna worship GG, she’s arguably one of the nicest heroes out there when she isn’t ‘tapped out’ and goes BGG…in which case worship her so she doesn’t beat your sorry butt into the dirt.
Hexagon seems to have a lot of power for a not so big cult following. While the cultists may in fact worship him, it’s possible that Hex is an autonomous being who relies on them only as minions. As such, conversion may not do very much. But that’s just speculation :)
On a side note, if GG had a cult of followers constantly doing good deeds in her name, would she ever get “tapped out”?
I have no clue, but I’d love to find out. And see it horribly backfire as there is too much good and BGG has a level up to ‘balance the scales’ as it ALWAYS backfires.
Do you suppose that Mr. Sausage might be regretting including a character who speaks only in rhyme, or has he, as Alex accused Terragon of doing, worked a bunch of these out in advance?
Neither, actually. I wanted to try to challenge myself to write the rhyming demon for a while, but I haven’t written any of the rhymes in advance. So far, I still enjoy it.
Ask… nicely, then with with fists.
Alen uses confusion…
It’s super effective!
(Keep forgetting her SH name)
Alex*
Damn you AC!
Defendress
Wh… oh, right. Yeah I knew that. Yup. Didn’t forget. Nope.