That’s the beauty. When people consume hotdogs instead of decent food they typically also consume alcohol in large quantities. What better way to make the Kaiju overlords drunk by remote control? Give them that nausea and splitting headache, that’ll teach them humans are not to be fooled around with. While the are fooling around. It’s an old wisdom the Masters of drunken Kung Fu always knew about.
… and they taste like kinda what I imagine dinosaurs would taste like …
When I read this strip the first time, my not-totally-dumb phone cut off the bottom along the line through Eve’s huuuuge … “tracts of land”. Made perfect sense (didn’t notice the guy to the right looked like he was sayibg something right away).
Dinosaur tastes like chicken, well Gallus does anyway, Meleagris tastes more like Turkey, Anser tastes like Goose, while Cairina and Anas taste like Duck.
Birds are dinosaurs. You’ve eaten dinosaur a lot, you know what dinosaur tastes like.
One whose writing gets auto-corrected to American english every time I write at work, all our computers are set to American English for MS word, and for “reasons” changing the setting is an admin privilege only (ie: IT department)
It’s been like that before I joined and well, since. Upto the point what should be considered correct wording has been blurred.
That said, there is so much variety of Kiju that SOME of them must fit the physical characteristics bill, if you could kill and butcher them properly. Which reminds me, did you know that giraffe are technically kosher, but killing one in a kosher way is too dangerous, not to mention cruel, as it can take a long as 6 minuets for an adult with a slit throat to bleed out.
I’d guess at least a mechs worth of budget, which to be fair is still probably not bad considering that it’s probably more efficient and brings in some income while adding to the food supply…
i remember when the film first came out. i questioned why they didnt use there sword to begin with.
why they didnt station a mech with said sword at the rift to begin with.
better yet why they didnt build a grid made of said swords to cheese grater them before they even arrived. but nooooo
That’s ACTUALLY a really smart move, especially by Shitropolis standards
Wouldn’t eating Kaiju end up making people randomly develop psychic links to the Kaiju home-world?
Growing scales and tails would suffice.
And the difference in Shitropolis on any given day would be what?
That’s the beauty. When people consume hotdogs instead of decent food they typically also consume alcohol in large quantities. What better way to make the Kaiju overlords drunk by remote control? Give them that nausea and splitting headache, that’ll teach them humans are not to be fooled around with. While the are fooling around. It’s an old wisdom the Masters of drunken Kung Fu always knew about.
“Voters don’t like budget deficits”
Definitely another universe.
Yeah, makes as much sense as guys with super-strength and heat vision, sorcerers who summon demons, alien invasions….
Oh please. Every child can understand these things. The budget on the other hand …
I do not believe any being in the multiverse of comic lore could manage a governmental budget.
…But then we wouldn’t have giant robots punching giant monsters in the face.
Yes, and selling the tv rights would take care of the deficit, too.
All was well. Until the Aliens send through Meat Grinder – Grinder, bane of all massive industrial meatgrinders.
… and they taste like kinda what I imagine dinosaurs would taste like …
When I read this strip the first time, my not-totally-dumb phone cut off the bottom along the line through Eve’s huuuuge … “tracts of land”. Made perfect sense (didn’t notice the guy to the right looked like he was sayibg something right away).
Dinosaur tastes like chicken, well Gallus does anyway, Meleagris tastes more like Turkey, Anser tastes like Goose, while Cairina and Anas taste like Duck.
Birds are dinosaurs. You’ve eaten dinosaur a lot, you know what dinosaur tastes like.
Having eaten snapping turtle, I can say you’re probably more right than you know.
I’ve eaten Gator, and it was like a cross between pheasant and tilapia .
At least they didn’t try to build a wall
That would’ve been stupid
Technically they did.
Walls are never a stable solution… history and fiction has told me as much! :-)
A great solution.
Commercialize your problem!
“Commercialize”? That’s American English! What kind of britwriter are you?
One whose writing gets auto-corrected to American english every time I write at work, all our computers are set to American English for MS word, and for “reasons” changing the setting is an admin privilege only (ie: IT department)
It’s been like that before I joined and well, since. Upto the point what should be considered correct wording has been blurred.
Until the kaiju blood completely corroded the machine insides
Yes, but now ad least not everyone will die.
Wait a moment. What if cheap hotdogs are the aliens trick to increase obesity beyond imagination. Sly bastards!
The simple solutions usually work best.
The other mystery meat.
In other words: their proposal was a wiener.
Not a prospect I relish.
Neither of these puns cut the mustard
Okay, I admit that I haven’t been keeping up with this comic like I could be…The longer I let it go, the harder it is to ketchup.
Well, at least thy know it WORKS.
But are they kosher?
If they use the whole animal, no. Any meat in contact with organs carrying waste matter is not considered kosher.
That said, there is so much variety of Kiju that SOME of them must fit the physical characteristics bill, if you could kill and butcher them properly. Which reminds me, did you know that giraffe are technically kosher, but killing one in a kosher way is too dangerous, not to mention cruel, as it can take a long as 6 minuets for an adult with a slit throat to bleed out.
But how expensive is that giant meat grinder to build and maintain?
I’d guess at least a mechs worth of budget, which to be fair is still probably not bad considering that it’s probably more efficient and brings in some income while adding to the food supply…
I’ll take two with the works.
Best thing about this concept? No crappy sequels.
Jonathan Swift would approve.
Wasn’t kaiju blood toxic to humans?
Only raw; cooked, the toxins break down.
i remember when the film first came out. i questioned why they didnt use there sword to begin with.
why they didnt station a mech with said sword at the rift to begin with.
better yet why they didnt build a grid made of said swords to cheese grater them before they even arrived. but nooooo
The “suits” in that movie are a bunch of idiots, frankly.
It was a conspiracy to drive the giant mech business.