League Of Super Redundant Heroes
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I have an unstoppable supper weapon, as soon as my advisor says it’s fully functional I will use it as early and often as possible. Screw the roof, I’m taking over the world here
I want an unstoppable supper weapon too!
I would have cake, and chocolate, and pudding. All would fall before the delusions of my supper!
@#$&! I try to make a joke on misspelling and end up making one myself!
I meant deliciousness, not delusions.
Stabbed by my own sword…
I think it is funnier with the wrong word.
If you’re super weapon is inconvenienced by a roof its not much of a super weapon now it is?
I find the Kuriva method works quite well. Mount super weapon to giant robot. Take over word. Just make sure said giant robot has some point defense weapons as well.
Also the Peace Walker design philosphy
Better to mount superweapons on multiple, slightly smaller robots, so if one gets taken out, that doesn’t immediately foil your scheme. And for god’s sake, DO NOT give each robot a unique exploitable weakness that directly correlates with the special of one of your enemies.
And… Don’t forget to make sure your robot doesn’t have any capacity to assume it could rule the world instead of you.
Just be mindful that said robot with said mounted super weapon isn’t in the presence of a certain solid snake, he has a habit of bringing those things down.
Taking over the word is several steps above taking over the world, and definitely not for the novice megalomaniac.
Wives’ superpower: to annoy husbands. Especially when they’re right. Obviously right. Undeniably right. Provably right. Repeating truths you told her yesterday.
A wife’s superpower is to be right all the time, at least when her husband is involved. It’s a latent symbiotic ability possessed by all humans that activates automatically upon marriage.
“I married Ms Right. Alas, I learned too late her first name is Always.”
The Ultimate Nullifier fits in my god damn HAND is my point here, Frank, and it’ll erase far more than just the east coast.
*ceiling
What is cieling?
A cieling is a young ciel. Obviously.
The roof, the roof,
the roof is still above us,
We don’t need sarcasm,
Let the burn end.
For a second, I thought he was going for a typical “trying to overcompensate for something?” comment.
I see no problem here. It’s just the first stage after all.
Stage 1 Build Ultimate Weapon
Stage 2 Gloat Over Ultimate Weapon
Stage 3 Build Platform For Ultimate Weapon
Stage 4 Gloat Some More
Stage 5 Build Retractable Ceiling For Ultimate Weapon
Alternate step 3: Build wormhole generator to fire ultimate weapon through.
Let a resident Mad Scientist answer the appropirate Response to such a design: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-16
You fool! You totally don’t understand my master plan! Allow me to monologue the exposition! I have built this super weapon in a basement, certain that no one would look for it here for the very reason that it is surrounded by impassable walls and ceiling! Now, I shall take pictures of it and send them to world leaders, with a ransom demand that they either pay me or I build it again, but this time on top of the highest tower in their capitol city!! This is a weapon of TERROR more than a weapon of DESTRUCTION!!! Mu-ha-ha-ha, mu-ha-ha-hah!!!
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Wait, threatening to build it on top of the highest point in the city? Where it is in the ideal spot to defend the city from external attacks? Only an idiot mayor would give in to such a demand – “Pay my demand or I’ll build a superweapon of devatating power!” “Umm, no. We’ve had our guys look over it and we think it’ll be ideally suited for our needs. You go build it, and we’ll arrest you when you’re done. Or give you a medal, up to you.”
Actually knew a guy who built a sailboat in his basement. Out of concrete.
When he figured out the problem, he dug an incline into his yard and took out the basement wall, propping up the house with steel beams. Then he towed the sailboat outside to finish it, repaired the wall, and filled in the hole.
When it was done, the boat was beautiful. The concrete hull was sparkling white. Then he towed it to the reservoir just a mile from his house, and discovered that the keel was deeper than the lake.
I honestly thought that you were talking about Leroy Jethro Gibbs for a minute there.
Thought the same.
Thought you were going to say it sank due to a lack of appreciation of the extra mass involved.
Still it probably makes a good pier, like the majority of ferrocement ships and boats have.
“Vollmond war gestern. Dann machen wir uns eben einen neuen Horizont” – Iron Sky.
Censoring shit even though it’s part of the city’s name, Sounds a bit REDUNDANT don’t you think?
The city was actually named after its founder, John Shit. (His friends called him Jack.)
Can I also refer to him as Jack, even though the two of us have never been acquainted and I am highly unfamiliar with his achievements?
I’ll be honest, I don’t get it.
The mad scientist built his big ass superweapon inside a building with no obvious means to move it outside.
Dude,does you made it for fun?
*did make
Actually, it looks like it’s much better suited to shooting the neighbors than to shooting the ceiling. The back would hit the floor long before verticality.
It’s the death ray guy who tried killing Superman! Where’s his vulture?
Hah! I KNEW it!!