“I’ve e-mailed my decision to you. Let’s inform the candidates, then slowly wander back to your computer so that you can read my message and complete the paperwork”
I think, you email the decision, tell the candidates that you have done so, and by the time you reach the computer it will list the best person for the job – regardless of who you actually wrote.
Email the decision to an old yahoo account you made in high school, that you lost the password to, and by the time you get to your computer, you should be properly logged into an account that has no reason to even exist anymore. The winner should also be listed on the email you sent now.
To be fair, anyone who shows up to an interview in jeans and a t-shirt desrves to be immediately passed over in favor of more professional candidates. Of corse, it’s not the professional attire that Asstronomas is selecting on.
To be fair, anyone who *doesn’t* show up for an interview for superhero hacker in jeans and a t-shirt deserves to be immediately passed over in favor of candidates who can actually do the job.
I’m sure there is a talented hacker somewhere who owns a suit, but I have never met one.
I pass over any employer that judges me on my attire. I got my current job in t-shirt and jeans.
I don’t see the point of dressing up for a job where the client will never see you and I certainly don’t need a suit to be professional.
I prefer my I.T specialist was a competent at procurement and managing deliveries first and then maybe hacking etc
(look hacking is illegal and we’re the good guys!)
Fine I’ll pick some kid that hacks PS4 accounts.
(On another note I’ll be hiring the woman she actually looks somewhat more interested, the other two are like ‘Yeah I’m here because I need to prove to the benefits office that I’m *trying* to find a job’ )
All of them look extremely bored and uninterested.
I don’t know if I think an unbuttoned 3-button shirt and a black miniskirt is much better than a “C#” T-shirt and jeans. The short guy is the only one who looks like he put effort into looking semi-formal. Well, aside of the marketing guy, but he isn’t the one applying for a job.
They all do of course but if my only option was to go along with the choices (and was unable to close the post and fire recruitment for their shoddy shortlist of candidates) then I would go for her given on first impression basis she looks the least disnterested. (not by much) but certainly her and the guy with the ipad look more bothered then the C# shirt.
I’m rather surprised that nobody’s suggested he hire all three of them and mold them into a team. The only thing better than a hacker is a team of them, all spouting technical jargon to each other as they undertake some l33t h4xx.
I STILL say he chose “Herbie Popnecker” over there on the right. Sometimes common sense actually trumps libido. After all, why would he hire someone with a better ass than he has?
Obviously the guy who has his tablet at the ready to perform said hacking instead of faffing about looking for an access point.
As for the other candidates, Asstronomas has other positions in mind for at least one of them…
“I’ve e-mailed my decision to you. Let’s inform the candidates, then slowly wander back to your computer so that you can read my message and complete the paperwork”
After mailing the decision to anyone, there won’t be any need to inform the candidates.
If they can’t get the info on their own from there, they already failed.
I think, you email the decision, tell the candidates that you have done so, and by the time you reach the computer it will list the best person for the job – regardless of who you actually wrote.
Email the decision to an old yahoo account you made in high school, that you lost the password to, and by the time you get to your computer, you should be properly logged into an account that has no reason to even exist anymore. The winner should also be listed on the email you sent now.
To be fair, anyone who shows up to an interview in jeans and a t-shirt desrves to be immediately passed over in favor of more professional candidates. Of corse, it’s not the professional attire that Asstronomas is selecting on.
To be fair, anyone who *doesn’t* show up for an interview for superhero hacker in jeans and a t-shirt deserves to be immediately passed over in favor of candidates who can actually do the job.
I’m sure there is a talented hacker somewhere who owns a suit, but I have never met one.
Mako wins.
Bravo, sir.
*slow clapping*
Exactly what I was thinking.
But if he starts with the “How many languages do you know? I know two: 1 & 0.” he’s dead to me.
Sounds about right.
To be also fair … any hacker who is known to public failed to avoid getting caught so maybe not so super good hacker
guy already HAS a lawyer. Now he’s looking for an IT wizard.
I pass over any employer that judges me on my attire. I got my current job in t-shirt and jeans.
I don’t see the point of dressing up for a job where the client will never see you and I certainly don’t need a suit to be professional.
I only wear a suit to weddings and funerals.
Go for the girl, she can smuggle a supercomputer in her shirt.
She may, in fact, already be doing so.
Especially if “s”he’s a cross-dresser. “You would’t mind me having lots of silicon(e) under my shirt, would you?”
The guys know they have already failed.
Did Asstronomas lose some backside?
It’s certainly looking less stellar than usual.
Butt his chin gained, so all is well.
The guy with the green tee didn’t make it since he couldn’t B# enough…
C# is an actual programming language.
I think it’s a reference to how casual his outfit is.. But, you look at him and see sharp clothes. Snappy dresser, eh?
It was both a play on the C# language and that he couldn’t “Be-sharp” enough… *sigh*… *drops mic*
…and he can’t even compensate for it with A# mind…
I prefer my I.T specialist was a competent at procurement and managing deliveries first and then maybe hacking etc
(look hacking is illegal and we’re the good guys!)
Fine I’ll pick some kid that hacks PS4 accounts.
(On another note I’ll be hiring the woman she actually looks somewhat more interested, the other two are like ‘Yeah I’m here because I need to prove to the benefits office that I’m *trying* to find a job’ )
All of them look extremely bored and uninterested.
I don’t know if I think an unbuttoned 3-button shirt and a black miniskirt is much better than a “C#” T-shirt and jeans. The short guy is the only one who looks like he put effort into looking semi-formal. Well, aside of the marketing guy, but he isn’t the one applying for a job.
They all do of course but if my only option was to go along with the choices (and was unable to close the post and fire recruitment for their shoddy shortlist of candidates) then I would go for her given on first impression basis she looks the least disnterested. (not by much) but certainly her and the guy with the ipad look more bothered then the C# shirt.
No one seems to notice, in the show this joke is based on, SHE was the person who was harassing and objectifying HIM.
So did Asstronomous get kicked out of the Power Group?
NO. This is for when he does *solo* stuff.
Oops. That was meant to be a “No.” not a “NO.”
No?
No.
So, the candidates are: a disguised Borfman, a ‘disguised’ BGG, and who’s the guy on the left?
A disguised Keith?
Without beer? Applying for an actual job? A hazardous, on top? Having left his sofa without knowing there’d be a female worth staring at? Not Keith.
Just don’t have a TV show or said hackerina will take it over and turn you into a side character.
Especially if she has tattoos. You will be NCIS’ed out of your own show.
– And how do you make your living?
— By looking good and suing male idiots for sexual harassment.
(N. b. I don’t want to allude it wasn’t 99.9% where the harassment is real and that that should’t be stopped rather sooner than later.)
Wonder if Asstronomous will face a twitter-esque campaign one day…
I’m rather surprised that nobody’s suggested he hire all three of them and mold them into a team. The only thing better than a hacker is a team of them, all spouting technical jargon to each other as they undertake some l33t h4xx.
I STILL say he chose “Herbie Popnecker” over there on the right. Sometimes common sense actually trumps libido. After all, why would he hire someone with a better ass than he has?
Is that Mary Sue?