This is NOT fantastic! This mustachioed freak who made oversized fruit with facial expressions should not be allowed to create a universe with life in it! Someone who can’t even make an apple pie doesn’t have any business being a deity.
Heck no! That’s why you use lab rats! Testing contaminated, genetically modified food items on himself is what leads to making supers in this world, you know.
Except that then he would have mutated super powered lab mice, who probably don’t like him for all the experiments he has done to him. That Guinea pig was thankfully friendly
But I say whay bother going that far since we already have a viable, functioning universe at hand? After all, who wants to wait another 13.7 billion years before grocery stores are invented?
Well in Sluggy Freelance Torg and Riff ended up in a universe that was ridiculously small and we end up finding out after it’s been destroyed (ending up caught in an endless explosion/implosion/explosion cycle) that it was originally created to be a power source for a coffee maker if memory serves. When the creator asked why it started working the computer analysis said ‘stupidity’ (which was about right) leaving him and his co-worker confused.
This is NOT fantastic! This mustachioed freak who made oversized fruit with facial expressions should not be allowed to create a universe with life in it! Someone who can’t even make an apple pie doesn’t have any business being a deity.
Freak? Just because of giving facial expression to fruit and testing their taste? But he has to! He’s a scientist, after all!
Heck no! That’s why you use lab rats! Testing contaminated, genetically modified food items on himself is what leads to making supers in this world, you know.
That’s what he developed his anti mutation spray for: http://superredundant.com/?comic=536-say-it-dont-spray-it
Except that then he would have mutated super powered lab mice, who probably don’t like him for all the experiments he has done to him. That Guinea pig was thankfully friendly
When I say “from scratch,” I mean it!
Preparation time: ~13.7 billion years.
Cooking time: 45 minutes
Plus or minus a few 100-million years…
….Weird, I can actually see the train of thought he took on how making an apple pie from scratch would evolve into synthesizing a universe…
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos
lol it makes so much sense now
But I say whay bother going that far since we already have a viable, functioning universe at hand? After all, who wants to wait another 13.7 billion years before grocery stores are invented?
Did you just make a Carl Sagan reference?
:)
Why yes…Yes he did.
I understood that reference!
So now we have an origin story for SCP-3049.
So, is that guy Mrs. ████ Taylor’s hooligan grandson or just one of his delinquent friends?
But in a containment box that small, it’s going to take a loooot of apples to make a pie at a size fit for humans.
I wonder how that universe will feel once they realize their reason for existence because the guy got sidetracked from making apple pie?
Still could be worse, their existence could had been just to power someone’s car battery instead.
what reason do you think our universe exists for?
our universe and everything in it is nothing more then data in a super advanced version of the sims
Fun thing is that is pretty much what we learned about star ocean from the third game.
The meaning of life is to make the Ultimate Apple Pie. That’s a turnover for the books – better get the upper crust of society covering it ASAP.
How many people should it serve?
How many people should it serve?
Are you still talking about pie or Soylent Green?
Mmmmmm. Soylent Pie……….
It’s all fine until someone *burp* in that Universe has the same *urk* idea!
Well in Sluggy Freelance Torg and Riff ended up in a universe that was ridiculously small and we end up finding out after it’s been destroyed (ending up caught in an endless explosion/implosion/explosion cycle) that it was originally created to be a power source for a coffee maker if memory serves. When the creator asked why it started working the computer analysis said ‘stupidity’ (which was about right) leaving him and his co-worker confused.
Nice homage to Carl Sagan :)
“And that was how Equestrian was made”…
somewhere deep in space is the light that bounce off the face of the late great Carl Sagan and they are smiling.
Makes you wonder why OUR universe was made
For all we know, it’s just a kid’s science fair experiment
well that fits with lisa’s science fair project in tree house of horrors when she is shrunk down