Jimmy simply wants to be unbound from all the needless red tape and all health &safety mish stuff that plagues modern science.
At “Nuethical Corp” (Our PR team suggested we switch the Un around) welcome such creative thinkers and we promise talent like Jimmy to be given the freedom to pursue the purity of science, so long as it plays a part in the developing of our far-reaching projects, for benevolent reasons of course.
Don’t forget about all the peer review process and paying magazines all those extraordinary fees time and again and then they expecting you tobe grateful when, after an ardous process, they finally publish your paper for their own profit.
“Yes. Your presentation setup will be due, Thursday evening, for trial and debug before the faire, Friday. Remember to set any death rays you’ve installed to ‘demo’ mode…”
If you want to get into their supervillain course some nameless red shirt dying as a result of your action is practically required. The true evil emphasis requires that your victims be people others have emotional attachments to. Though I am required by law to state that doing either of these will immediately make you a wanted criminal so I’d suggest making certain your application to be already filled out and only dependent on the result of the accident.
Were all its PhD students allowed to call themselves Doctor Evil upon graduation, or was the school was named after a member of the Evil family that kidnapped him as a child?
I suppose it shouldn’t be strange that in shittropolis where everything is terrible, the high school guidance counselors are actually competent and dedicated to their job.
Jimmy simply wants to be unbound from all the needless red tape and all health &safety mish stuff that plagues modern science.
At “Nuethical Corp” (Our PR team suggested we switch the Un around) welcome such creative thinkers and we promise talent like Jimmy to be given the freedom to pursue the purity of science, so long as it plays a part in the developing of our far-reaching projects, for benevolent reasons of course.
Don’t forget about all the peer review process and paying magazines all those extraordinary fees time and again and then they expecting you tobe grateful when, after an ardous process, they finally publish your paper for their own profit.
There is at least one Mad Scientist in Shittroplis that does the peer review process.
I’ll show you! I’ll show you all!
“Yes. Your presentation setup will be due, Thursday evening, for trial and debug before the faire, Friday. Remember to set any death rays you’ve installed to ‘demo’ mode…”
“Now, the requirements for admission state that you must be involved in a lab accident to blame on your rival before the school year ends.”
Receiving a disfigurement or hair loss via the accident is not essential, but can be advantageous for your application.
If you want to get into their supervillain course some nameless red shirt dying as a result of your action is practically required. The true evil emphasis requires that your victims be people others have emotional attachments to. Though I am required by law to state that doing either of these will immediately make you a wanted criminal so I’d suggest making certain your application to be already filled out and only dependent on the result of the accident.
Psssh. Mad Science is just Super Science for goth/emo kids. Get with it, Jimmy. Super Science is more metal than Mad.
Mad science means never stopping to ask “What’s the worst that can happen?”.
And, “how can we make it happen?”
This calls for a GirlGenius cross-over :)
And/or a Narbonic/Skin Horse crossover.
Fools! I will destroy you all!
Ask me how.
I’d like to be a mad scientist.
But, I’d probably be one of those doofus ones where kids hang around the lab and we end up on zany adventures.
Ugh.
In that case, might I suggest the courses for the sub-specialization in Weird Science?
She looks like Pob.
Who’s pob?
…says “thebritwriter”
I wonder if a certain Guy is teaching there…
http://www.twogag.com/archives/2718
A certain Guy? Or a certain guy?
“It’s DOCTOR Evil! I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called ‘Mister’, thank you very much.”
That always niggled at me.
Evil Medical School. Doctor Evil.
Were all its PhD students allowed to call themselves Doctor Evil upon graduation, or was the school was named after a member of the Evil family that kidnapped him as a child?
“First of all, I am not mad! I am angry! I am an angry scientist! That is what it is saying on my card of businesses!”
“Mad science is just an area of study. It’s not a degree, okay?” [/Harry Wells]
I suppose it shouldn’t be strange that in shittropolis where everything is terrible, the high school guidance counselors are actually competent and dedicated to their job.