…that is honestly an ingenious use of his powers. It capitalizes on the general hero’s weakness against harming or disrupting the innocent. Mind you, cats are supposedly jerks so innocent is relative. Plus a hero who happens to have a cat allergy might drop the cat and attack MORE fiercely upon learning this guy uses his weakness against him.
Now that’s just playing dirty, weaponising cats like that.
Shoot, just take the cat and toss it back at him! While he’s trying to levitate the beast, hit him with a spell. Sheesh!
Only one bag of loot…well, that will help up until Black Friday…
It’s probably full of quarters.
no way dude it has a dollar sign on it. if it was a bag full of quarters than it would have cent sign on it.
And quarters would be way heavier than it’s worth.
Still, its is probably only full of Ones x:
Mostly newspaper clippings – if he robbed the bank before they could replenish their supply from their last robbery.
Just don’t let Keith get a hold of it, or it’ll be like strip #16 all over again.
“I’m a dog lover…” *Drops cat*
“Here, a sleeping puppy!”
“Darnit!”
he couldn’t, his TK powers only work on felines (and old women going after younger men)
so slap a cat sticker on everything and he’s got da powah! to control anything
So, is he gonna use his oil-gotten gains to fund a research project into finding a currency with cats on it?
*ill
Well if the super hero is older than him and female they’re screwed then right? At least if he gets them to flirt with him…
…that is honestly an ingenious use of his powers. It capitalizes on the general hero’s weakness against harming or disrupting the innocent. Mind you, cats are supposedly jerks so innocent is relative. Plus a hero who happens to have a cat allergy might drop the cat and attack MORE fiercely upon learning this guy uses his weakness against him.
A hero with a cat allergy would already be at a disadvantage against someone who can telekinetically hurl a cat onto their face.
All cats are innocent, until they wake up. That’s when they’re plotting.
you all assume that the cat is actually asleep and not faking it to get a cut of the loot.
In Canada it would be 1 and 2 dollar coins. Probably just even to cover a family meal at a nice restaurant.
I double dare you to have Astronomus come around the corner and ask to hold her puss– eh, never mind.
That would be a Cat-ass-trophy!
Yet one more reason why cats are….evil! Eevvviiiiillllll!!!!!!
Does she have telekenises/levitation magic?
Besides, if the cat didn’t wake up from his levitation, it likely won’t wake up if she puts it down.
I have to wonder about that. She’s not one of the lovable idiots in the LoSRH, she’s one of the competent but stuck-up A-listers from the Power Group.
“by giving me ONE cat”
Um, how many cats does it usually take?
It would be twice the body weight.
https://xkcd.com/1260/
normally takes at least 3 cats for her to give up and let you commit crimes
Full Teso Dos Bichos
Plus, if he doesn’t have a plan, this presumably provides a loophole to the no-repetition rule.
Not fair: Cat-a-Pult is too smart!