True about Good Girl, unless she had a romantic encounter during the trip (which would make it doubly likely, instead).
LP should be safe from being the first to die, because the threat would linger menacingly when someone is oblivious to its presence, and that doesn’t happen right out of the gate.
This reminds me of a chemistry professor at my college. He owns a farm not far from campus (it’s a small school located in a tiny rural town, students actually outnumber the townies) and once hosted a cookout for some of his favorite students, one of which was my roommate’s best friend. When he jokingly asked the professor where he was hiding his still, he got a dead serious look and the answer “You’ll never find it.” Unsurprising, considering that, while an excellent teacher, he was generally hungover and surly at least once a week and has a more grizzled beard than the guy in this comic.
I used to think moonshining was an avocation rather than a source of income. But, then, everytime I passed through Macon, Georgia and picked up a newspaper, there was a story about some hundred-gallon still being busted. I guess it still goes on.
She will be the first to die.
Because her skin color, for her smart mouth or for calling out the BS.?
Yes.
The first to would be either Good Girl, for being blonde, or Buckaress for having the biggest tracts of land.
As the smart one, Alex has to survive long enough to be repeatedly ignored.
…then does this mean LP is the only one safe from being first by virtue of NOT being any of those? LP…loveable, trusting, oblivious, blind LP…
Wouldn’t Good Girl be the final girl? Blonde, probably a virgin unless Bad Good Girl managed to get some during the times she’s out…
True about Good Girl, unless she had a romantic encounter during the trip (which would make it doubly likely, instead).
LP should be safe from being the first to die, because the threat would linger menacingly when someone is oblivious to its presence, and that doesn’t happen right out of the gate.
Bad Good Girl seems more interested in booze and wanton destruction than sex though. So, GG is probably safe.
Moonshine meth. Mmm-mmm! Them’s good drinkin’!
not as good as orphan’s tears, but when in Rome’s backwoods area…
You know what a dire warning is right?
It’s like a regular warning, but dire.
Which one has more calories?
Regular. The lack of calories is what makes it DIRE.
It also can give you a dire rear!
That sounds more like a diet warning.
The dire warning also has evolutionary adaptations for hunting larger prey, such as bigger teeth and increased biting power.
I wonder if his name is uncle Walter?
I see yous city folk met y nephew Jessie.
Hey, in this modern age, even hillbillies have to diversify.
Those Wood Elves sure are protective of their meth labs.
a meth lab that makes meth-infused moonshine!
This reminds me of a chemistry professor at my college. He owns a farm not far from campus (it’s a small school located in a tiny rural town, students actually outnumber the townies) and once hosted a cookout for some of his favorite students, one of which was my roommate’s best friend. When he jokingly asked the professor where he was hiding his still, he got a dead serious look and the answer “You’ll never find it.” Unsurprising, considering that, while an excellent teacher, he was generally hungover and surly at least once a week and has a more grizzled beard than the guy in this comic.
I used to think moonshining was an avocation rather than a source of income. But, then, everytime I passed through Macon, Georgia and picked up a newspaper, there was a story about some hundred-gallon still being busted. I guess it still goes on.
Fun fact: Moonshiner is a demonym for Wiltshire locals.
At least he knows how to diversify.
“Have to diversify, since the weed business went corporate, and all…”
Very good reasons to not let anyone get out alive.
Yet, I wonder if there’s a secret tunnel and the facilities are run by Keith and BGG…