Of course, when one of your number can vaporize city-busting asteroids, and another can transform into a sword-wielding archangel, suddenly the average horror-movie villain seems like small beans…
I’m starting to think that LP fell down that cliff face and has a concussion; any moment now the Munchkins are going to jump out and sing a song about the Yellow Brick Road. There’s no other explanation for this amount of crazy.
I think a Scottish movie is a better comparison. Circle of stones; sudden fog, Wil-o-Wisps… Brave and that golf episode of Ducktales Reboot are better resource material.
You’re kidding, right? This has all the hallmarks of something Stephen King might have written, involving the descendants of a small group of Vikings that decided to remain in North America, rather than return to Europe with Leif Erikson.
Let’s see:
Member of a Minority Group… Check
Attractive girl(s) showing skin… Check
Nerdy guy that no one listens giving common sense pointers… Check
Phone stopped working… Check
Obvious dangerous situation taken for granted… Check
I wonder if they’re going to split the party next…
Why don’t they:
– trace around the stone circle until they find the path that led them there,
– follow the path, retracing their steps, until they reach the bottom of the cliff,
– continue to follow the path past the bottom of the cliff and on to wherever it leads?
Because:
– that would be too sensible.
– it wouldn’t make for a good month’s worth of strips.
Girl Scouts probably have the anti-demon training, for when some hellion buying cookies, tries to take members of the troop. So they’d probably be okay, even without the help of the barely sober suspended Superhero doing their community service as a scoutmaster.
Of course, when one of your number can vaporize city-busting asteroids, and another can transform into a sword-wielding archangel, suddenly the average horror-movie villain seems like small beans…
But what if the serial killer has some powers too?
Sorry, but the light in the fog reminds me more of the Edie Brickell song than a horror movie
Ooh. Nice reference. Haven’t heard that song in years. Lyrics make for a batshit crazy manifesto, mind you.
That said, this particular light in the fog may turn out to be attributed to both the song and horror movies.
It’s pretty bad when the blind guy can see it coming.
oh the irony of that statement XD
I don’t get where LP is coming from. I bet you a million dollars he has never seen a single horror movie.
Read his background story again. He was a normal young hobo and not at all blind once.
Why? He wasn’t born blind. He lost his sight when he gained his powers.
Ah I stand corrected.
*used
This coming from the guy who can no longer watch horror movies
He probably watches them with Descriptive Audio.
love how the blind dude is the only one who sees where this is going
I’m starting to think that LP fell down that cliff face and has a concussion; any moment now the Munchkins are going to jump out and sing a song about the Yellow Brick Road. There’s no other explanation for this amount of crazy.
I vote teletubies.
KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL
“Tummytubbies”; more accurate for the setting given Evil Savant’s origin story.
I think a Scottish movie is a better comparison. Circle of stones; sudden fog, Wil-o-Wisps… Brave and that golf episode of Ducktales Reboot are better resource material.
You’re kidding, right? This has all the hallmarks of something Stephen King might have written, involving the descendants of a small group of Vikings that decided to remain in North America, rather than return to Europe with Leif Erikson.
Sooooo, we taking bets on who’s going to be Last Girl yet? Or is it too obviously Good Good Girl?
I think, in the event of a Last Girl scenario, that position would be filled by LP.
Let’s see:
Member of a Minority Group… Check
Attractive girl(s) showing skin… Check
Nerdy guy that no one listens giving common sense pointers… Check
Phone stopped working… Check
Obvious dangerous situation taken for granted… Check
I wonder if they’re going to split the party next…
Eva is already out of camera. She might be the one with the lantern or she may have already split without even a lantern.
On the good side, if the maniac from Hell who kidnapped her wants her to cook something, we’ll soon see a massive fire.
The fog’s not too thick.
Why don’t they:
– trace around the stone circle until they find the path that led them there,
– follow the path, retracing their steps, until they reach the bottom of the cliff,
– continue to follow the path past the bottom of the cliff and on to wherever it leads?
Because:
– that would be too sensible.
– it wouldn’t make for a good month’s worth of strips.
They are in the middle, and if they move, they will never reach the stone circle, but be lost in hell instead.
Especially if that is a kind of portal fog.
They’re in the middle of the stone circle, and the fog isn’t too thick that they can’t see the silhouettes of the stones.
That’s portal fog mechanics.
Narrative imperative suggests they’ll move, the stones will elude them and they arrive at the-story-continues-there.
I wonder if this things happen to the girl scouts of their neighborhood…
Girl Scouts probably have the anti-demon training, for when some hellion buying cookies, tries to take members of the troop. So they’d probably be okay, even without the help of the barely sober suspended Superhero doing their community service as a scoutmaster.
isn’t that HILARIOUS that the guy that SEES NOTHING ask if the girls EVEN SEEN A HORROR MOVIE?
that’s when you want to tell him ‘DID YOU EVER?’