He just hates being on this trip, so he’s been complaining about everything. But given the LoSRH’s usual luck, being pessimistic is like being clairvoyant.
Evil Queen of Hel sounds like Hel herself. Not sure how much will the comic deviate from Norse mythology but, evil or not, she’s surely very Queeny (i.e. powerful), the LOSRH has no chance whatsoever.
Except when she puts them to work in Hel’s kitchen and Eva burns everything, that may have her kicking them out with that useless scepter just to get rid of that useless bunch of losers.
I’m with Kim on this one, Buckaress & Kim v Evil Queen, put that onto Patreon! (Unless, of course, this is the kind of queen that wouldn’t like to take on Kim & Buckaress…)
Evil Queen, eh? 10-1 it’s his mother-in-law. 5-2 it’s his wife. 3-2 that it’s his wife, and the TROLL king is his father in law. Place your bets. You can’t WIN if you don’t PLAY. Hurry hurry hurry.
If the evil queen turns out to be the good one, they’ll probbably have to get all the artifacts back they already delivered, so they should start with her.
Seeing those three together like that, it really drives home just how much it sucks to be LP, alone with the three of them and not able to enjoy the view.
Maybe they should consult LP, as he seems to have been the most Genre Savvy so far.
But that’d make too much sense.
He just hates being on this trip, so he’s been complaining about everything. But given the LoSRH’s usual luck, being pessimistic is like being clairvoyant.
Knowing their luck, only if they prepare for her to be evil, she’ll turn out good. Or one of the objects they collected beforehand turn her evil.
I bet she’s only the “Evil Queen” because her recent relationship with the King hasn’t been all sunshine and rainbows.
Evil Queen of Hel sounds like Hel herself. Not sure how much will the comic deviate from Norse mythology but, evil or not, she’s surely very Queeny (i.e. powerful), the LOSRH has no chance whatsoever.
Except when she puts them to work in Hel’s kitchen and Eva burns everything, that may have her kicking them out with that useless scepter just to get rid of that useless bunch of losers.
I’m with Kim on this one, Buckaress & Kim v Evil Queen, put that onto Patreon! (Unless, of course, this is the kind of queen that wouldn’t like to take on Kim & Buckaress…)
Evil Queen, eh? 10-1 it’s his mother-in-law. 5-2 it’s his wife. 3-2 that it’s his wife, and the TROLL king is his father in law. Place your bets. You can’t WIN if you don’t PLAY. Hurry hurry hurry.
I’m betting daughter who’s going through an evil rebellion phase. Completely unlikely but eh, long shots are the most fun to make.
My bet is that The Queen is the one girl he could not have (i.e. Frienzoned him) and he wants to get his love letter back…
If the evil queen turns out to be the good one, they’ll probbably have to get all the artifacts back they already delivered, so they should start with her.
Let’s check the map here…
Chasm of Woe
Mire of the Damned
Crypt of Despair
Pit of Barbecue
Hmm, maybe we can hit THAT one on the way back…
What? No Superbucks? Are they living in the middle ages?
Seeing those three together like that, it really drives home just how much it sucks to be LP, alone with the three of them and not able to enjoy the view.