Incorrect! After all, Bucky is here, and arson seems like too much work for either of them to bother without her to set it off for them with her ‘totally not a’ super power.
She doesn’t know she’s with mightiest superheroes of Shitropolis, the LOSRH! Well, not her fault, nobody knows even in Shitropolis. But I do trust the crazy bunch… or rather their unlikely luck.
Don’t worry, Buckaress can make them a sandwich, unless it’s giant spiders, then there will be very polite apologies, handing over the artifact and a proper and very safe escort with guaranteed delivery without any further harm.
Meanwhile, what’s going on with Keith and Bad Girl’s house party?
Shitropolis is in flames.
Bad Good Girl to Keith: “Barbecue’s ready!”
Happy, now?
Incorrect! After all, Bucky is here, and arson seems like too much work for either of them to bother without her to set it off for them with her ‘totally not a’ super power.
“when”, not “if” XD
She doesn’t know she’s with mightiest superheroes of Shitropolis, the LOSRH! Well, not her fault, nobody knows even in Shitropolis. But I do trust the crazy bunch… or rather their unlikely luck.
… or rather their plot armor?
Different words to express the same concept.
This is why some adventuring types keep their small winged comrades in jars.
Don’t worry, Buckaress can make them a sandwich, unless it’s giant spiders, then there will be very polite apologies, handing over the artifact and a proper and very safe escort with guaranteed delivery without any further harm.
Unless you want that that lake has a huge hole draining it… Don’t ask how is that possible, he can put a hole that big in anything.
The other possibility is that the lake suddenly burst into flames. Don’t ask either in this case…
It would be a better plan if you bought some guns instead of that boomerang.