Well, you see, Laser Pony is the most powerful Laser in the universe. Once, a machine was specifically designed to be powered by his lasers… but it failed to contain them. In every universe, he is the most powerful superhero ever… Except this one, where he’s kinda stupid.
Such a machine was created at least twice, both by humans and aliens…
and the problem with this universe’s LP is that his Keith is a useless, apathetic slob instead of a seeing-eye-sidekick.
Welp, I guess that disproves my theory that LP wasn’t actually LP, but Keith wearing LP’s costume for some reason. It was a nice theory while it lasted. LP has been more of a whiny bitch than usual through this whole adventure.
Yeah, that unusual sensibleness (plus the nihilistic whinyness) was why I for a while there suspected it was actually Keith wearing LP’s uniform for a while there.
Those trees never had a chance.
Plan B was telling Buckeress to forage for food and cook a meal.
lol I think that was considered a couple strips ago
Hehehe… A couple of strips. With Buckaress. Nevermind, I will see my pervy self off now.
Forest fire is more dangerous than monsters.
Next quest is to make Dinner for some trolls.
I’m choosing to believe that LP actually said “sigh”
LP finally feels useful
LP saves the day!
for once.
not first time, remember when he stole hero day from top ranking heroes by randomly blasting meteor away
“I spy with my laser eye, something that ends as atomized ash.”
Laser Pony, my hero!
I thought they were going to say “Spider!” around him. This is good, too.
Better to point LP in a direction and let him off, than to risk him firing blindly* and hitting members of the party.
*Pun intended, obviously.
I’m kinda surprised no-one does that. Why the handlebars, then!? It’s supposed to go:
1. Grab handlebars
2. Aim
3. Shout “spider!”
I thought there are no monsters, only other sensitive beings in the forest…
I always forget how stupidly powerful LP is
There’s now a sizeable tunnel through those distant mountains, a new valley beyond them, and a soon-to-be-filled canal beyond the valley.
The king’s outhouse is now in open air in front of all his subjects.
And powerfully stupid…
…Wait, what?
Well, you see, Laser Pony is the most powerful Laser in the universe. Once, a machine was specifically designed to be powered by his lasers… but it failed to contain them. In every universe, he is the most powerful superhero ever… Except this one, where he’s kinda stupid.
Yeah, I know all that. Since when has he started doing useful things?
Only problem is, he can’t aim very well. Cause he’s blind.
I thought they all were.
Such a machine was created at least twice, both by humans and aliens…
and the problem with this universe’s LP is that his Keith is a useless, apathetic slob instead of a seeing-eye-sidekick.
Welp, I guess that disproves my theory that LP wasn’t actually LP, but Keith wearing LP’s costume for some reason. It was a nice theory while it lasted. LP has been more of a whiny bitch than usual through this whole adventure.
Didn’t you see Keith still at home with BGG a few strips ago?
To be honest, no. If that strip was posted during the deep freeze I may have missed it, my internet went out and didn’t get fixed until days later.
Did they get the item they needed first or did that get destroyed in the blast?
Alex already picked it up a couple of strips back. That’s why the trap triggered.
I’m still not convinced this isn’t all LP’s dream. He’s been unusually sensible and effective ever since they ended up in this world.
Though, if this is real, I woouldn’t mind one bit. I like this new, effective Laser Poney!
If this is LP’s dream, it’s leading to a predictable punchline.
“And when I woke up, my bedroom wall was gone!”
Yeah, that unusual sensibleness (plus the nihilistic whinyness) was why I for a while there suspected it was actually Keith wearing LP’s uniform for a while there.
This is the smartest thing they’ve ever done!
And lo, every monster in the woods did shat themselves that day.