864- Boasting on June 20, 2019 at 12:25 pm Chapter: Comics Check us out on Facebook! Artist Twitter vote LoSRH here FacebookRedditTwitter
Did they bring those WITH them just in case, or were they provided under their seats Oprah style along with tomatoes and cabbages to throw if the show sucks?
Mmmh… Yes?
With the threat of vikings, and trolls, and who knows what else, it makes sense to always come prepared.
Hey, if the show ends after dark, they might need torches handy for the walk home.
And the pitchforks? Well, who knows when you’re going to happen by a field of cut hay that just needs to be piled up in a hurry.
I think “always know where you pitchfork is” must be the medieval version of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’s towel rule.
Is that mainly because in medieval times, pitchforks were as commonplace as towels are today, and towels were as commonplace as pitchforks are today?
Of course, never leave home without those
Have you never heard of “pitching a show” before?
Beware The Scriptwriter, the world’s most powerful supervillain: he says something, then it happens!
Totally not like The Narrator, who is rather: something happens, then she speaks about it.
Unless of course that narrator is Morgan Freeman doing a nature documentary, in which case he narrates it and nature conforms to his narrative.
Who says they’re pissed off, or that the entertainment is ruined? Typically you’d expect the crowd to love a twist like this.