Your other options include:
Sending Buckaress in via the castle kitchen; or
Sending LP in as pest control, specializing in spiders; or
Taking Good Good Girl’s halo off and putting it on the castle guard; or
Sending Defendress in through the tower window, in the dead of night, using her hook gun.
Now for the mad supervillain monologue… in written form, 350 pages! No, better: a trilogy! What am I saying: a trilogy of trilogies! Maybe even a trilogy of trilogies of trilogies of… *cough, cough*… Mwahahahahahahahaha!
This is actually a sponsorship stunt, isn’t it? There’s a group in the background with actually crummy bootleg costumes who are wondering why our group is stealing their gig. ‘Justice’ is the name of a new sports drink or snack food.
It is pretty convenient. How were they planning on getting an audience with the Queen? Walking up to the castle and asking nicely?
It worked for LP, didn’t it?
Your other options include:
Sending Buckaress in via the castle kitchen; or
Sending LP in as pest control, specializing in spiders; or
Taking Good Good Girl’s halo off and putting it on the castle guard; or
Sending Defendress in through the tower window, in the dead of night, using her hook gun.
This way, they KNOW they’ll get to see the queen.
You are good yet simple man, Sam. (Paternalist, patronizing tone followed by a pat on the shoulder).
Mwahahaha, The Scripwriter always wins!
Now for the mad supervillain monologue… in written form, 350 pages! No, better: a trilogy! What am I saying: a trilogy of trilogies! Maybe even a trilogy of trilogies of trilogies of… *cough, cough*… Mwahahahahahahahaha!
I just wish stupid copying of shows would cause that much trouble in our world as well…
This is actually a sponsorship stunt, isn’t it? There’s a group in the background with actually crummy bootleg costumes who are wondering why our group is stealing their gig. ‘Justice’ is the name of a new sports drink or snack food.