Dwarves probably only eat tough red meat. Elves are vegans. Trolls eat humans, dwarves, elves, hobbits, etc… And for goblins, meat that hasn’t been rotting for at least a week is bland.
More likely a descendant of the CEO at the time of the war.
Possibly, there was some kind of group mindwipe (actioned by the alliance and implemented by the djinn/genie?) when the war ended as part of a process to mitigate the possibility of another fried chicken era, with some being spared the mindwipe in order to safeguard the secret.
They’ll probably all get mindwiped by the djinn/genie once he’s finished his tale, and wind up back in the Shitroplis forest with no recollection of the recent events. All, except LP, probably.
That would be ideologist… but I can feel more empathy for that kind of bigotry, admittedly. One thing is discriminating on looks, but how will we discriminate against those who discriminate on looks if we can’t discriminate on ideology?
And some random human foolhardy ran forward screaming ‘“Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins!”
His last words were: “At least I have chicken”
Then everything changed, when the Fryer Nation attacked…
It’s always the fryer nation.
There was a strong one-eyed sailor fighting on the human side. Want to guess his name?
Does this mean that dwarves, elves, trolls, and goblins aren’t vulnerable to the allure of delicious fried chicken?
Dwarves probably only eat tough red meat. Elves are vegans. Trolls eat humans, dwarves, elves, hobbits, etc… And for goblins, meat that hasn’t been rotting for at least a week is bland.
“Wow, I can’t find flaws in your logic.” – F. Muniz
Dark Helmet: “What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?”
That first panel is really incredibly sad. Great atmosphere!
Is it just me, or have the comments in their attempts at trying to predict what’s going to happen, been more entertaining than the actual story?
I feel like you could make an entire story arc by just using the comment predictions, and it would actually be a decent (and funny) story.
Ok, so calling it now: king who set them on task as CEO of chicken corp
More likely a descendant of the CEO at the time of the war.
Possibly, there was some kind of group mindwipe (actioned by the alliance and implemented by the djinn/genie?) when the war ended as part of a process to mitigate the possibility of another fried chicken era, with some being spared the mindwipe in order to safeguard the secret.
They’ll probably all get mindwiped by the djinn/genie once he’s finished his tale, and wind up back in the Shitroplis forest with no recollection of the recent events. All, except LP, probably.
Funny thing is I play at larp a necromantic chicken called the colonel
What happens if Buckaress tries to prepare this recipe? We all know how bad a cook she is.
She would be burning a serving of what would normally be the world’s most delicious fried chicken?
Slight tangent; what happens if she tries to flambé something?
Hiroshima
His opponent was General Tso.
This genie is utterly racist: does he mean that trolls and goblins, etc. are not “people”?
But, surely, “the people” only refers to those who support the glorious leader by consuming his tasty friend chicken?
That would be ideologist… but I can feel more empathy for that kind of bigotry, admittedly. One thing is discriminating on looks, but how will we discriminate against those who discriminate on looks if we can’t discriminate on ideology?
Long live the tasty leader!
Right before the battle begins they warm up by doing the chicken dance.
This is the most tedious and boring storyline ever !!! When it will end ?