So, they just get all the leaders (or representatives) together, burn the recipe, and permanently prevent the elf from communicating or applying the recipe.
Then, they’ll just have to deal with a sarcastic djinn, and finding their way back home.
Well, I wasn’t going to advocate capital punishment, but after imagining that she could use sign language, after they’d cut out her tongue, I guess there might be a way to make her lose her memory of the recipe. Or some sort of binding curse.
I fully suspect that Lazer-Pony and Good Girl have already started cooking the recipe, which they will judge to be kinda bland.
Thus avoiding the war with the biggest anti-climax imaginable.
My country offers political asylum to the elf… in exchange for the recipe. It is our secret plan to take over the world, ha!, finally! Our plan follows a strict body-mass-ratio order: first North Korea, then Germany, last but not least Burma (that Suu Kyi is truly slim, she will be our hardest foe, no doubt, but we shall prevail!)
It’s the wonderful game of “Politics”! Challenge yourself to find a move that’s better than doing nothing, while everything slowly gets worse!
Fun for the whole family!
So, they just get all the leaders (or representatives) together, burn the recipe, and permanently prevent the elf from communicating or applying the recipe.
Then, they’ll just have to deal with a sarcastic djinn, and finding their way back home.
“Permenantly prevent from communicating.”
Somehow I suspect, that “execution” might be the kindest method they’ll come up with.
Well, I wasn’t going to advocate capital punishment, but after imagining that she could use sign language, after they’d cut out her tongue, I guess there might be a way to make her lose her memory of the recipe. Or some sort of binding curse.
Tinkerdouche has only been helpful because she was bored and hasn’t done anything to inspire empathy. A flyswatter should do the trick.
I fully suspect that Lazer-Pony and Good Girl have already started cooking the recipe, which they will judge to be kinda bland.
Thus avoiding the war with the biggest anti-climax imaginable.
My country offers political asylum to the elf… in exchange for the recipe. It is our secret plan to take over the world, ha!, finally! Our plan follows a strict body-mass-ratio order: first North Korea, then Germany, last but not least Burma (that Suu Kyi is truly slim, she will be our hardest foe, no doubt, but we shall prevail!)
I’m liking this elf more and more as time goes on ^^