TBH, LP could probably laser the who army in seconds. He wiped out a space fleet for crying out loud.
Yeah, I know that’s not really ‘superheroey’, but they never brought up the ‘wiping out a space fleet’ oral issues either.
Anyway, wars are messy, kill or be killed.
Still think the ‘give everyone the recipe and let the free market sort it out’ plan is best. Would work better with the internet, but they’ll just have to do without.
Oooh! So, Buck is going to think about cooking all the besiegers food, and they’ll think it’s the dragon breath!
TBH, LP could probably laser the who army in seconds. He wiped out a space fleet for crying out loud.
Yeah, I know that’s not really ‘superheroey’, but they never brought up the ‘wiping out a space fleet’ oral issues either.
Anyway, wars are messy, kill or be killed.
Still think the ‘give everyone the recipe and let the free market sort it out’ plan is best. Would work better with the internet, but they’ll just have to do without.
Yeah, because free market is well-known for its ability to solve problems…
“Dragon of the Lonely Mountain”? Gee, just where could Josie have gotten that reference from?
(If that’s not Josie’s illusion-casting, I will be mighty surprised.)
Who else started hearing night on bald mountain?
Not just you. I had to look it up on YouTube.
Nope and nope. The Lonely Mountain was the home of Smaug, remember?
I know that, and let’s not mention that the human king is no the only “king under the mountain” Ora battle of four armies will start.
Gotta disagree with ya, king fink. That was pretty decent timing. :D
For an illusion.
My first thought is that Alex is going to tell Josie “Great illusion,” only for Josie to say she hasn’t cast anything yet.
That would be a good one.
Haha, I hadn’t thought of that. I was sure it would be an illusion. But a real dragon would be just the thing that’s been missing from this part.
Then the dragon says “I heard y’all had some fried chicken?”
“… And I can turn you all into fried chicken!”
Now that is funny!
All it would take to expose the ruse would be someone saying, “You know, I’ve never heard about a dragon in these parts…”
Yeah, when it comes to powerful beings in fantasy worlds, motherfucking dragons are pretty consistently at the top.