Because Catapult isn’t here to help him aim. Blowing a hole in your own wall, and vaporising half your army, is generally regarded as NOT being a good opening move.
Have Buck make the fried chicken and serve it to everyone. Since she can set food on fire by thinking about cooking, that will make everyone think that the recipe has been lost and there’s no need to fight.
the solution is very simple, make a giant illusion
the illusion would be the complete recipe, hang it above the city
that way everyone suddenly has the recipe,
and nobody can sell it as a monopoly,
as everyone will have it.
The solution to copy and distribute the recipe will not work. The society collapsed because everybody just wanted chicken. The solution is to kill every single chicken in that demi-plane.
And every single other animal, that “tastes like chicken”, including humans, orcs, elves, dragons and trolls. Never tasted them but they probably “tastes like chicken”, everything does.
Actually copy and distribute the recipe would work… If everyone can make the best fried chicken ever then nobody could leverage the monopoly over the best fried chicken ever… (As long as no single race is given a monopoly over the ingredients at least…)
She actually slapped her
With the ringed finger! That’s gonna leave a mark. :(
Why explosives if they have LP?
Just mention spiders once, and then “negotiate”.
Ditto.
Because Catapult isn’t here to help him aim. Blowing a hole in your own wall, and vaporising half your army, is generally regarded as NOT being a good opening move.
Of course, if the enemy is too vaporized to exploit said move, it’s usually described as a brilliant victory in the history books.
Bucky is actually the original guidance system for that weapon.
Gorgeous pic of Good Girl in panel 2!
Needs a better speech bubble, though. Something like, “Why Buckaress! They’re magnificent!”
Something like that.
peace was never an option
Si vis pacem… win the damn war first.
Also, “to win the war take what the enemy values most” (Sun Tzu). Oops they already have it: the recipe! They can’t lose, right?
All GG is saaaaying is give peace a chance!
They’ll also need boiling oil, just put the pots next to the walls and make Buckaress think about cooking.
Have Buck make the fried chicken and serve it to everyone. Since she can set food on fire by thinking about cooking, that will make everyone think that the recipe has been lost and there’s no need to fight.
the solution is very simple, make a giant illusion
the illusion would be the complete recipe, hang it above the city
that way everyone suddenly has the recipe,
and nobody can sell it as a monopoly,
as everyone will have it.
-Chicken Grease
-Salt
The solution to copy and distribute the recipe will not work. The society collapsed because everybody just wanted chicken. The solution is to kill every single chicken in that demi-plane.
As if… They’ll kill any other avian creatures they could find around.
Let’s just hope that some races are not saying humans taste like chicken…
And every single other animal, that “tastes like chicken”, including humans, orcs, elves, dragons and trolls. Never tasted them but they probably “tastes like chicken”, everything does.
…once you deep fry it.
That’s why some Scots chip shops dip Mars bars in their fryers.
I’m so glad I went paleodieting! Especially when I read something as gross as that. :(
Actually copy and distribute the recipe would work… If everyone can make the best fried chicken ever then nobody could leverage the monopoly over the best fried chicken ever… (As long as no single race is given a monopoly over the ingredients at least…)
You may have to slap them around a bit before they listen to you, Good Girl.
Dang, Defendress has really been off her game in this arc!
If you have a more specific idea than ‘make peace with them’, feel free to share it, GG. Otherwise, stay quiet and let the grownups talk.