The situation does seem rather untenable, though it seems just wrong to go with a plan supported by both Josie and Tinkerjerk. Still, it wouldn’t be difficult to believe the LoSRHs saying “Screw you guys, we’re going home.” And taking the recipe with them, then LP cooking it and the group deciding it isn’t that great.
That was my suggestion back on 894. You could even have an order of chicken-hunters devoted to finding and destroying them. Although it might briefly make the problem worse to have a whole bunch of freshly-killed chicken around.
Easier said than done. Chickens breed as fast as mice (that’s why collecting their eggs is a viable food source), they can survive in a great variety of environments and eat food that goats would reject. Not to mention they are brilliant at hiding.
Nope, exterminating wild poultry is very difficult, if not impossible. The wild ancestors of chickens still live in southern India.
Not to mention someone will hide some breeding stock so as to corner the marker, and a few will inevitably escape …
I am assuming people want to have a centuries-long campaign of chicken hatred with a poultry-themed inquisition that breaks into homes and transgresses personal liberty in the name of saving the world from delicious cooking.
Otherwise, just ask Buckaress to prepare a dish consisting of all the chickens and eggs in the world, and then find a way to deal with the vast fiery disaster that results.
Well, if they take the recipe with them when they go back to their own world, it can no longer harm the people of this one. Just the LOSHR’s world. (And then it turned out that the chicken recipe was only so popula because all the other food in this world was so bland, and in our wolrd it was nothing special… ;))
Almost exactly my thoughts. Until you assume it has no consequences, I’d rather expect a second arch with Bad Good Girl and Gyronome, or maybe our old villains from the early strips (I’m even forgetting their names, except for Distractarella), stealing the recipe and building a fried chicken empire that would break havoc until somehow LP solves it accidentally.
2⁄3 Tablespoon Salt
1⁄2 Tablespoon Thyme
1⁄2 Tablespoon Basil
1⁄3 Tablespoon Oregano
1 Ts Celery salt
1 Ts Black pepper
1 Ts Dried mustard
4 Tablespoon Paprika
2 Tablespoon Garlic salt
1 Tablespoon Ground ginger
3 Tablespoon White pepper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe
According to Business Insider white pepper, salt, and MSG (unlisted secret ingredient) are the prime ingredients that make the recipe so addictive.
Should we believe ANYTHING this fairy says? Maybe people will control themselves, maybe not. GG has offered an easy, non-violent solution to the problem. Let them post the dang recipe on the sky and then go back home. What happens after that is no longer their problem.
The situation does seem rather untenable, though it seems just wrong to go with a plan supported by both Josie and Tinkerjerk. Still, it wouldn’t be difficult to believe the LoSRHs saying “Screw you guys, we’re going home.” And taking the recipe with them, then LP cooking it and the group deciding it isn’t that great.
Or Bucky cooking it, making both the kitchen and the recipe burn down ….
Alternate method of resolution. Exterminate All Chickens.
That was my suggestion back on 894. You could even have an order of chicken-hunters devoted to finding and destroying them. Although it might briefly make the problem worse to have a whole bunch of freshly-killed chicken around.
Easier said than done. Chickens breed as fast as mice (that’s why collecting their eggs is a viable food source), they can survive in a great variety of environments and eat food that goats would reject. Not to mention they are brilliant at hiding.
Nope, exterminating wild poultry is very difficult, if not impossible. The wild ancestors of chickens still live in southern India.
Not to mention someone will hide some breeding stock so as to corner the marker, and a few will inevitably escape …
I am assuming people want to have a centuries-long campaign of chicken hatred with a poultry-themed inquisition that breaks into homes and transgresses personal liberty in the name of saving the world from delicious cooking.
Otherwise, just ask Buckaress to prepare a dish consisting of all the chickens and eggs in the world, and then find a way to deal with the vast fiery disaster that results.
Won’t work: everything tastes like chicken, there are infinite ersatz meats.
Listen to Lazer Pony? He’s been doing OK in this story-line up until now.
Nah, that would be silly. Who needs logic in a world full of super heroes/villains?
It’s obvious. Get Buckaress to play the melody on her smartphone and fast travel out of there.
Though, if Josie gets left behind, that’s on her for not wanting to hold hands with any of the team.
Well, if they take the recipe with them when they go back to their own world, it can no longer harm the people of this one. Just the LOSHR’s world. (And then it turned out that the chicken recipe was only so popula because all the other food in this world was so bland, and in our wolrd it was nothing special… ;))
Almost exactly my thoughts. Until you assume it has no consequences, I’d rather expect a second arch with Bad Good Girl and Gyronome, or maybe our old villains from the early strips (I’m even forgetting their names, except for Distractarella), stealing the recipe and building a fried chicken empire that would break havoc until somehow LP solves it accidentally.
Also the elf becomes a new recurrent character.
What the hell is in that recipe, super concentrated poppy juice??
Deliiiiiiciooooous! [TM] corporate secret powders.
Probably glutamate.
The secret ingredient is cinnamon. No, wait, it’s saffron.
11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl.
2⁄3 Tablespoon Salt
1⁄2 Tablespoon Thyme
1⁄2 Tablespoon Basil
1⁄3 Tablespoon Oregano
1 Ts Celery salt
1 Ts Black pepper
1 Ts Dried mustard
4 Tablespoon Paprika
2 Tablespoon Garlic salt
1 Tablespoon Ground ginger
3 Tablespoon White pepper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe
According to Business Insider white pepper, salt, and MSG (unlisted secret ingredient) are the prime ingredients that make the recipe so addictive.
Should we believe ANYTHING this fairy says? Maybe people will control themselves, maybe not. GG has offered an easy, non-violent solution to the problem. Let them post the dang recipe on the sky and then go back home. What happens after that is no longer their problem.
Earlier strip: The recipe wasn’t destroyed because it was hoped that one day everyone could share the recipe in peace
This strip: Nah, if everyone has the recipe then everyone would die
Maybe the fairy is just not very bright.