Well at least ONE policeman will have a spider kid, but he won’t know that… Or is that from another universe? Or did that one merged with the one we currently read about? It’s hard to keep the score these days…
And don’t let me start about the time EVERYONE gets spider powers…
So much insurance.
So many clothes and toys to buy.
So much college money to save up.
So many targes for arch enemies.
So, so much crying in the dead of night.
Maybe it’s the hair, eyes and gold covering… but Arachno Chick looks a bit like Spinnerette.
They both channel a bit of a Spider-Woman vibe on that.
Or maybe it’s the six arms? Resemblance is confirmed in the followup to panel three, when the doctor notices bottom lefty copping a feel.
Whatever bottom lefty’s up to, bottom righty is doing an anxiety clench on the hospital bed.
Spinerette can now cite Arachno Chick as an extra reason to be glad she’s gay.
Just imagine a swarm of spider-babies crawling all over someone’s apartment.
When a baby has six arms and can climb walls, you definitely want those diapers on them.
Did he fuck his cousin, or is it all her?
Probably a take on She-Hulk. Or Supergirl.
Or you know, Spider woman…
Actually, HER son seems pretty normal.
For now.
Talk about gruesome, apparently some spiders babies eat their mother when she runs out of milk. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/09/spiders-mothers-cannibals-arachnids/
Spiders make milk?
According to that article, yes, milk or something similar.
It makes more sense as a survival tactic for your species when you’re not a high-investment organism.
Mama spider is only around for a short while anyway, so she might as well make sure her offspring benefit from her energy instead of someone else.
Looks like Arachno-Dude ditched the symbiote
On the plus side, the police in 20 years will get to have at least one spider kid for every precinct to back them up.
Well at least ONE policeman will have a spider kid, but he won’t know that… Or is that from another universe? Or did that one merged with the one we currently read about? It’s hard to keep the score these days…
And don’t let me start about the time EVERYONE gets spider powers…
That’s a pretty impressive machine, to be sensitive enough to differentiate between all 50.
Which implies that this is FAR from the first time someone has had that many offspring at once.
A Hero’s Duty.
So much insurance.
So many clothes and toys to buy.
So much college money to save up.
So many targes for arch enemies.
So, so much crying in the dead of night.
Lucky she wasn’t in China.
By which I mean their Single Child Policy, not the coronavirus outbreak.
I’d imagine superheroes are pretty fortunate if they don’t need to live in communist China, regardless the circumstances.
You must be a joy to have at baby showers…
My sister seemed happy enough to have me there for my niece’s baby shower, but then I know not to say such things in real life.
I wonder if some channel is going to contact her to record a reality show about her and her children…
How much you wanna bet his wife secretly has weird superpowers
The odds are… 2 out of 3: http://superredundant.com/?comic=116-number-crunching