He’s a walking superlaser. Why bother building a gigantic, expensive space station Weapon of mass destruction that is a giant target to your enemies when you can hire one guy and strap him to the hull of your ship.
That’s why he’s so ****ing powerful.
He’s highly abductable
The Inter-Dimensional Council of Laser Ponies. TIDCoLP.
You mean, the Inter-Dimensional Council of Laser Stallions, and their sidekicks, Keith?
He’s a walking superlaser. Why bother building a gigantic, expensive space station Weapon of mass destruction that is a giant target to your enemies when you can hire one guy and strap him to the hull of your ship.
That’s why he’s so ****ing powerful.
As long as you don’t intend to hit your target, that’s a wonderful thing to do.
You just need to guide his head towards the general enemy direction (those handlers help somewhat) and shout “Hey, look, a spider!”
No flaws in that plan at all.
Aside from that one time, when he was pressed into service by that race of intergalactic peace-keeping spiders.
Well, he’s blind. So he wouldn’t know they’re spiders unless they told him. They could use him, if they know about his phobia.
*snerk* Well, I laughed.
Nah, just hook some kind of mechanical guidance mechanism up to the handlebars. That’s what they’re there for. Kinda.
Hire? They abduct him, there is no hire…
The life of a superhero.
Where what is considered a special, once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon to the common man is every other Tuesday to these guys.
Crud. It’s actually Tuesday…
Seems like some sort of hunting/sporting event, with “catch and release” rules.