She CAN leave, but doesn’t have a job or money or a place to stay, and she’s already gotten so used to taking warm baths that she can bo longer go back to ponds
You might think the spite is towards the elf, but it’s actually towards the smartphone for having buttons that are inconveniently smaller than a human fingertip.
Is it really a good idea to give a cetain impulsive someone with a literal recipe for toppling civilisations, and who was brought here against her will, the means to implement said recipe if, for example, she wanted to get revenge on her abductors & their civilisation?
Coca leaves are the main ingredient for cocaine, which is why the recipe was so successful in the other world. And since she specifically referenced that as one of the core ingredients, of course it’s identifiable on modern Earth.
The FDA would get involved long before it got far off the ground, the substance would be identified, the budding company shut down and anyone involved arrested.
However, if she leaks the recipe on the internet, there are places that have internet access that the FDA has no authority over, and more importantly places that its international counterparts have no authority over either.
After all, the FBI did a real good job of stamping out distribution of the 1980s digital publication, Jolly Roger Cookbook, didn’t they?
Nyeh he he heh. Yeah, the internet is full of tutorials, shore it is. but the main thing about them? If all you know is Jack and squat (and the squat got eaten by Tyranids 20 years ago anyway) you’re not going to be able to discern a good and honest tutorial from bupkiss.
Hey, spite has kept me alive, lo, these many years!
That, and bacon.
And spite for anyone who told you too much bacon would kill you.
Spite to those who would rather see you dead?
God I love her,…. why does she have to be into women? I volunteer to be her footstool,…
So far no incentive has been given for this arrangement, the little bugger can just leave, use Carrot and stick method!
Stick: You’ll be forced to listen to Polka music for the rest of your life
Carrot: you get to stay/peek on the guys in the shower
She CAN leave, but doesn’t have a job or money or a place to stay, and she’s already gotten so used to taking warm baths that she can bo longer go back to ponds
So now she gets to earn her bacon? Seems fair-y to me…
fair-y nuff?
You might think the spite is towards the elf, but it’s actually towards the smartphone for having buttons that are inconveniently smaller than a human fingertip.
I usually just ignore the fact and press as if the buttons were big enough; the phone is quite good at guessing. But if I try to compensate, I’m off.
earn her keep? how much can she eat? how much room would she take up?
Enough to pitch in it seems, perhaps she overuses the warm water and hogs the TV
Talking about doing things out of spite….
Is it really a good idea to give a cetain impulsive someone with a literal recipe for toppling civilisations, and who was brought here against her will, the means to implement said recipe if, for example, she wanted to get revenge on her abductors & their civilisation?
This civilization has drug laws.
But only for the drugs that can be identified.
Coca leaves are the main ingredient for cocaine, which is why the recipe was so successful in the other world. And since she specifically referenced that as one of the core ingredients, of course it’s identifiable on modern Earth.
The FDA would get involved long before it got far off the ground, the substance would be identified, the budding company shut down and anyone involved arrested.
Ah, forgot about the cocaine bit.
However, if she leaks the recipe on the internet, there are places that have internet access that the FDA has no authority over, and more importantly places that its international counterparts have no authority over either.
After all, the FBI did a real good job of stamping out distribution of the 1980s digital publication, Jolly Roger Cookbook, didn’t they?
I mean are you not essentially describing the episode of southpark where cartman was running a cartel for KFC fried chicken?
*knows
*literally
Don’t forget *too
You missed *touchscreen
And *fortunately
Nyeh he he heh. Yeah, the internet is full of tutorials, shore it is. but the main thing about them? If all you know is Jack and squat (and the squat got eaten by Tyranids 20 years ago anyway) you’re not going to be able to discern a good and honest tutorial from bupkiss.
The potential for hilarity is off the charts.