I show no emotional expression what so ever, I always look bored because I am. Give me a mutated monkey/lizard that shots lasers from its ass and only eats politicians who are anti-abortion then I will be happy, all the time.
I’m surprised LP is contemplating blindness as a hindrance to his career, after his experience with the multiverse of Laser Stallions, blind superheroes with laser vision, all of whom seem to be far more capable than LP.
@James: with such a screwed-up expectation for what would make you happy, you appear doomed to a continued existence of unrelieved boredom, for the rest of your life. Or maybe you’ll be eaten by an anti-abortion politician….
I show no emotional expression what so ever, I always look bored because I am. Give me a mutated monkey/lizard that shots lasers from its ass and only eats politicians who are anti-abortion then I will be happy, all the time.
I dont get it, is he blind because he’s too stupid to see? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
@Nurple
Actually, he’s blind because of his super power.
No really, he was permanently blinded after his first shot of his laser vision.
He’s intelligence, however, is a whole other issue.
Oh man those names are cracking me up. XD
BTW I’m surprise… only below AVERAGE? I thought LP was below idiot. :D
Am I the only one who notices that the shrink is Sarcasmo’s alter ego.
Yeah, it sure is him. And I thought LP was simply a very low grade moron, now we see he has the most acute case of ADD ever.
That can’t be Sarcasmo. He’s wearing glasses!
I’m surprised LP is contemplating blindness as a hindrance to his career, after his experience with the multiverse of Laser Stallions, blind superheroes with laser vision, all of whom seem to be far more capable than LP.
@James: with such a screwed-up expectation for what would make you happy, you appear doomed to a continued existence of unrelieved boredom, for the rest of your life. Or maybe you’ll be eaten by an anti-abortion politician….